The Most Frustratingly Fun Co-Op Game of 2025 Arrives on Steam TODAY!
25th July, 2025 Today Zoroarts and Assemble Entertainment are thrilled to announce that Paddle Paddle Paddle, the hilariously brutal co-op chaos game, is now live on Steam (4.99€/USD). The premise is annoyingly simple. All you need to do is press one button to row your boat to safety. So why are you screaming at your computer as you perish in a pool of lava for the fifteenth time? Because that’s Paddle Paddle Paddle.
Achingly simple and frustratingly hard with every stroke, Paddle Paddle Paddle will test your coordination and friendships as you attempt parkour in a rubber dinghy, with your only goal being to get to the end without drowning. Simple, right? One poorly timed jump or manoeuvre, and you will find yourself in the drink.
Features
Physics-Based Paddling Flail, flip, and occasionally paddle like a pro (just don’t question the laws of physics too hard).
High Frustration™ Mode Designed to break your spirit and your keyboard. Rage-quitting is actively encouraged!
Local & Online Co-op Team up or tear apart friendships across the globe.
Speedrun Timer For masochists, leaderboard climbers, and those who enjoy pain with precision.
One Colossal Handcrafted Level Optional checkpoints can be switched on if you’re losing the will to carry on.
Merciful Settings Tweak controls, toggle checkpoints, or just sit in the menu and scream into the void.
Simply put, we’ve never had so much fun paddling towards certain doom. Grab your friends, your family, your enemies, your Uber driver, your dog… anyone you can trust to mash buttons, and not strangle you when you drown yet again.
There’s no doubt about it. You will scream. You’ll probably cry. But you MUST paddle!
About Assemble Entertainment
Assemble Entertainment is an independent game publisher based in Wiesbaden, Germany. Founded in 2016 by industry veteran Stefan Marcinek, Assemble is known for critically acclaimed indie hits such as Sticky Business, Roadwarden, Lacuna and Asgard's Fall. The company also owns in-house developer Gentlymad Studios, creators of the Endzone franchise. Assemble has twice won the German Developer Award for “Best Publisher” and organizes GermanDevDays, one of Germany’s largest developer conferences. Learn more at www.assembleteam.com and www.germandevdays.com.
About Zoroarts
Zoroarts is the solo game development label of Mateo Covic, a 22-year-old indie dev from Germany. Since starting in 2020, Mateo has released Makis Adventure and is developing new titles like Rogue Jungle, indie racer, Ultimate Indie Racing and the quirky rage-game Paddle Paddle Paddle. His work has earned praise from press and a nomination for Best Prototype at the German Video Game Awards. Zoroarts is all about crafting games with passion, humor, and bold ideas.
