Or "Why you should pull your pants up when working in the garden".
You know. So you avoid getting a sunburn on your moon. Which defies a scientific explanation of the universe.
And also leaves you with the options of sitting normally, albeit in minor pain, or explaining why, exactly, you're attempting to watch Netflix while laying face down on the couch with a bag of frozen peas sticking out of the back of your pants.
Plumber syndrome has burned me for the last time. I swore "never again" after that fateful camping trip of '02.
The worst part is, I don't even like Okra. Gardening. Pleh.
Astronomical anomalies!
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You really need to buy some longer shirts, hoss...
"He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool."
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"He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool."
—Brigham Young
"Don't take refuge in the false security of consensus."
—Christopher Hitchens
—Brigham Young
"Don't take refuge in the false security of consensus."
—Christopher Hitchens
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Ironically, I've actually purchased Crack Spackle for a friend before.
You reap what you sow, I 'spose.
I'm not sure about that duct tape though. I feel like if I did that, I would remove skin upon its removal.
You reap what you sow, I 'spose.
I'm not sure about that duct tape though. I feel like if I did that, I would remove skin upon its removal.
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And hair... 
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"Don't take refuge in the false security of consensus."
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—Christopher Hitchens
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I will neither confirm nor deny the veracity of that statement in regards to my slightly roasted rumpus.
Though I can't see it, I'm pretty sure I'm healed up. Haven't wanted to cause mental pain, so I've not asked anyone to check.
Though I can't see it, I'm pretty sure I'm healed up. Haven't wanted to cause mental pain, so I've not asked anyone to check.
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The height of hilarity is the mental image of Chozon arranging a series of mirrors in order to conduct a visual inspection...
"He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool."
—Brigham Young
"Don't take refuge in the false security of consensus."
—Christopher Hitchens
—Brigham Young
"Don't take refuge in the false security of consensus."
—Christopher Hitchens