"I feel it only morally correct to tell you I ate several pounds of beans and eggs before we left."
"Why?"
"Legumes and eggs are some of the healthiest sources of protein and fiber on earth. Long trip, few stops, dislike of snack foods; seemed a good idea at the time."
"So logically, you wait until we've been in the car for several hours before you tell us?"
"You'll find out what triggered my confession momentarily, I believe."
"..."
"..."
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Where I come from, that'll get you thrown out of the car. If you're lucky, they'll stop the car first.
If it happened in Winter, you'd be beaten first.
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Where I come from, it's called "family vacation". 
Or, in reality, "the church camp bus on the way to church camp". O_o
The sequel to this will be called:
The Elevator: Because I can't hold it in for 30 seconds
Or, in reality, "the church camp bus on the way to church camp". O_o
The sequel to this will be called:
The Elevator: Because I can't hold it in for 30 seconds