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And don't call me Shirley.
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Smoking?
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If you're a heathen, why are your socks so holey?

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Why Bruce Campbell?
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I had a cigar once during my bachelor party. It was okay. I burned my thumb badly on a lighter. It's not something I would rush out to do again, but I don't have a major problem with it either. Except for jerks who smoke in doorways or at bus stops. Grr.Orodrist wrote:Smoking?
As for, shall we say, "other smoking" (the kind that is not so frowned upon in Colorado and Washington), I tried it a couple of times in my early 20's. Really didn't care for it much. But I am for legalization (with regulation/taxation).
And no, there were no strippers at my bachelor party. XD
Oh so guilty. Also, remember him being in the Naked Gun movies? The last one came out right around the time he got in trouble, IIRC.OJ Simpson
My wife makes me throw out holey socks. She catholic though, so maybe that's why. XDIf you're a heathen, why are your socks so holey?
Because when I created this account I was a big fan of Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness. Which are great flicks, BTW. My previous handle was James Sunderland (from Silent Hill 2), thus my current avatar.Why Bruce Campbell?
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Yeah I remember him being in the movie (very funny!), yeah I think he was totally guilty..I remember the car chase in the news etcBruce_Campbell wrote: Oh so guilty. Also, remember him being in the Naked Gun movies? The last one came out right around the time he got in trouble, IIRC.
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gum?
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And you call yourself a heathen...:pBruce_Campbell wrote: And no, there were no strippers at my bachelor party. XD
Country music?
I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do - Robert A Heinlein
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I don't mind it in the background at a steakhouse, but I pretty much never listen to it on my own time. *yawn*Orodrist wrote:And you call yourself a heathen...:pBruce_Campbell wrote: And no, there were no strippers at my bachelor party. XD
Country music?
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Pants: Fitted, or belt required?

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I've gained a bit of weight over the past couple years, so a belt is usually pretty redundant. I do wear one sometimes.
I want my girlish figure back.
I want my girlish figure back.

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Is it as humid as I've heard in coastal TX?
"He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool."
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"Don't take refuge in the false security of consensus."
—Christopher Hitchens
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Yes. Yes it is. And probably worse.
My brother-in-law, being new to Texas, once described it as feeling like standing in a warm shower.
My brother-in-law, being new to Texas, once described it as feeling like standing in a warm shower.
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Fedoras?
