Stop me if you've heard this one, but two old men are watching a baseball game, right? Well, they both decide that they're gonna find out if there's baseball in heaven. Well, during the game, one of them die, and when the other goes to bed, the newly deceased decides to visit him in bed in his dreams. So, in the dream, he says, "There's good news and bad news. The good news is that there's baseball in heaven. The bad news is that you're pitching next week!"