Why does this keep happening to me? >_<

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I mean, how does it keep happening to me? It's a bit easier this time given a few extra circumstances, but yeesh. It's a rare enough thing that it probably shouldn't have happened once, let alone twice. Well, sorta thrice. But number two doesn't exactly count. I mean really. Twice, or 2.5ice in four years. And me without a coat or hat. Doesn't help that I seem to be a natural at being a goober. :lol:

I'm being deliberately vague for multiple reasons. Mostly /facepalm, some incredulity, and a splash of embarrassment over the rocks of brain overload.

Ah well. C'est la vie, as the Portuguese say.
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You pooped your pants. I just know.
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Definitely took a mad dump in his pants, probably
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Nope, I'm betting on nearly exposing himself as a fellow brony. (And yes, I'm going to beat that joke until it's dead. :P)
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Nate DaZombie wrote:Nope, I'm betting on nearly exposing himself as a fellow brony. (And yes, I'm going to beat that joke until it's dead. :P)
Almost like a dead horse

*cough*

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Thank you for getting the joke :mrgreen:
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TripExistence wrote:You pooped your pants. I just know.
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Oh man, the vague and depressing facebook statuses followed me here...
Pew Pew Pew. Science.

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From what I can tell, either he had to make a dump and didn't get to the toilet in time, or a Creeper blew him up and stole his diamonds(assuming he plays Minecraft).
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Pheonix wrote:
TripExistence wrote:You pooped your pants. I just know.
BOOM
I sure hope not....
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No.

I mean, yeah. It happens. It's a better alternative than planting my disrobed rumpus on a public turlet.

But that's not what the thread is about.
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CHOZON THIS IS THE LAST TIME I AM GOING TO TELL YOU


YOU CANNOT


CANNOT


EAT THE TOYS IN THE HAPPY MEALS
My name is ChickenSoup and I have several flavors in which you may be interested
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If they didn't want you to eat them, THEY WOULDN'T BE SO BRIGHTLY COLORED.
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Chozon1 wrote:If they didn't want you to eat them, THEY WOULDN'T BE SO BRIGHTLY COLORED.
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He saw Slender Man.

And then it started to snow.

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