I kind of just conceptualized my dream wedding.

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This... is off of my Facebook:
My dream wedding would consist of walking down the aisle to The Power of Love by Huey Lewis and the News. We would be married by Samuel L. Jackson, who would close the ceremony by screaming "NOW KISS THE MUHEFFIN BRIDE." After that we would have our first dance to Firestarter by The Prodigy. Then we would eat a Ron Swanson face cake. Zach Braff would be my best man. Matt Damon would be the DJ, and instead of announcing the next song he would just shout "MATT DAMON." Ryan Gosling would guard the doors while wearing his satin jacket from Drive. Robin Williams would cater the food as Mrs. Doubtfire. As the last act of the night everyone would be given various plastic Pokeballs containing random Pokemon miniatures. Then we would all leave and as everyone is driving away the building in which the reception was held would explode and send up fire in the shape of a heart. Matt Damon would accidentally get stuck in the explosion and it would be a national tragedy, but I wouldn't care because I JUST DONE GOT WEDDED.


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Love Matt Damon and Ms doubt fire. :D
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Send me some face cake. Also, good call on the Prodigy bit. :P
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Why didn't I have my wedding like this?


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ArchAngel wrote:Why didn't I have my wedding like this?
Because I'm assuming your wife would divorce/kill you.
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My wedding would be kind've like this...

The date : Valentines Day OR Superbowl Sunday (I don't care much for football, ironically.)
Pastor : Vin Deisel
Chosen Song : It's the end of the world, by R.E.M

I admit the tragedy wedding inspired me, so...

Rather then pigeons or fireworks, we would have a volley of orbital satellite cannons shooting into a heart-shaped patten around our wedding, but at a distance that would ensure everyone was alive. While the weapon systems are firing off, just who would happen to be passing by...? Justin Beiber, but also Will Ferrel, Stephenie Meyer, the members of KISS, J. K. Rowling and Mary GrandPré, all caught in the blast of the orbital satellite cannons! Afterwards, those same orbital satellite cannons would carve out a small tropical island in the shape of my lovely wife. A gift to her, so the world could never forget her.
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