Christ Centered Gamer

This has achieved a 90s Spider-man level of convolution.

But when the car blew up at 88 miles per hour the old Maria secretly lived and went as the villain named....

Madia Doohik (Doo-hick), Madia Doohik decided to use her newfound powers to....

Make all her enimies explode. But by doing that, there were no more super-heroes. Madia soon realized that this was her chance to rule the world. She went in disguise as a scientest named "Peter Chump". She made everyone bow down before her by threatening to destroy them. She injected herself with a syrim of water breathing so she could take over Atlantis. However....

She encountered a mutated atlantean shark which was immune to explosions and...

...Could dance the Macarena, the shark then said...

"...got any grapes?"

To which he was answered with a swift kick in the left ear...

That sent the shark spinning, creating a giant underwater tornado that sucked Madia up and while she was twirling and spinning, she got wacked through the face by sea rocks, coral, shark fins and....

toaster ovens the size of a pea. Unbeknownst to Madia, a little mosquito named Frederick had flown into her shoe and...

turned into Justin Bieber and said, "Yo! I'll...

help you! That shark tried to kill me ages ago!" So Madia killed the shark, which was actually the group of people who threw her into the black hole in disguise. Since she was in the same situation as last time, she decided not to blow up the car going 88 miles per hour. This, however, caused . . .

A dimensional rift to appear above Mars! An attacking fleet of Marios headed to Earth and started firing....

potatoes at the innocent (or are they?) Earthens!

Somebody says,"Hey, it is raining potatoes! YAY!" Then someone picks up and bites a potato. The potato explodes! People around the world are blown up when they try to eat the potatoes. They decide to respond to the Marios by....