random thoughts

[Epicness23]

Why does E=MC squared????

[Nate DaZombie]

Why does E=MC squared????

Because Albert Einstein says/said so. Do you really care to get into the math behind it?

[ArchAngel]

Because math.

[TripExistence]

LLAMAS AND TRACTORS OMG SO RANDOM LOLOLOL

[Blue]

[Chozon1]

There's a single letters difference between math and meth.

People are only predictable when you know them. At least 100% of the time.

English really is sort of a useless class, since all it teaches you is how to put your writing and language into a standardized box that can be consumed easily and with acceptance by the general public. And who really wants to write something that follows a formula? The formula writers.

Dry skin is a bad thing, but if you say "my skin is moist" people look at you weird.

Clif bars only have one f, and this confuses my pronunciation of the word. Clipf; clife, cliv.

I'm not sure I understand the point of the American Dream, or the people who hate on it only to go for it in another way, repackaged.

I hate fighting sleep, but feel bad sleeping all the time. If I really wanted to sleep, doesn't my body think I would?

There's always that guy who has all the answers without really understanding anything. I don't know what to do with him, since in most conversations, hypothetical questions are meant to remain that way. Unless you're just trying to assert your superiority or learnedness, in which case I'll rolls my eyes and /facepalm on the inside, because I stopped caring about what you said a long time ago.

Fruit snacks that aren't made from or shaped like fruit should be called candy, and abandon the attempt to sound healthy. Only the people who deliberately close their eyes fall for that one, and they'd buy them anyway.

[ChickenSoup]

English really is sort of a useless class, since all it teaches you is how to put your writing and language into a standardized box that can be consumed easily and with acceptance by the general public. And who really wants to write something that follows a formula? The formula writers.

If you're talking writing fiction, formula can be bad. If you want to not seem like a kindergartner to your future boss or anyone outside the internet... you need to learn to write formally and professionally

[CountKrazy]

Do you ever just turn into Tom Hanks

[Blue]

[baconisgood23]

What if Inspector Gadget had a llama gadget?

Just imagine, a giant llama coming out of his hand or his jacket... {LOL}

[Chozon1]

If you're talking writing fiction, formula can be bad. If you want to not seem like a kindergartner to your future boss or anyone outside the internet... you need to learn to write formally and professionally

Be a problem...if people didn't already think I was a kindergartener. But for my rebellious pants, anyone who judges another persons maturity, ability, intelligence or education by their ability to form words in a standardized format...I don't care about their opinion anyway.

Sometimes, for no reason at all, the Portal theme song will poop into my head. And I start bobbing my head in rhythm to it.

[ChickenSoup]

Be a problem...if people didn't already think I was a kindergartener. But for my rebellious pants, anyone who judges another persons maturity, ability, intelligence or education by their ability to form words in a standardized format...I don't care about their opinion anyway.

The ability to write well is the ability to communicate efficiently and effectively. That's a prized skill to have, and dude, if you want to get anywhere in the real world, you're just going to have to care about what other people think sometimes. It's part of real life.

[Blue]

[CountKrazy]

Be a problem...if people didn't already think I was a kindergartener. But for my rebellious pants, anyone who judges another persons maturity, ability, intelligence or education by their ability to form words in a standardized format...I don't care about their opinion anyway.

The ability to write well is the ability to communicate efficiently and effectively. That's a prized skill to have, and dude, if you want to get anywhere in the real world, you're just going to have to care about what other people think sometimes. It's part of real life.

Or you could volunteer to be rocketed into Jupiter. For science. REAL LIFE OR JUPITER YOU CHOOSE

[Chozon1]

The ability to write well is the ability to communicate efficiently and effectively. That's a prized skill to have, and dude, if you want to get anywhere in the real world, you're just going to have to care about what other people think sometimes. It's part of real life.

Sure thing good buddy.