Go ask the lizard-guy something....

[evered]

Lizards or geckos?

[Sstavix]

do you like outdoor sports like, hunting, fishing, etc.?

I do like hiking and skiing, even though it's been several years since I've done the latter. But I've never hunted, and I find fishing to be about as boring as baseball or NASCAR. If I'm going to spend hours sitting in one place doing nothing, I might as well be reading.

Lizards or geckos?

Geckos are lizards. That's like asking if I like fruit or apples.

That being said, geckos are pretty cool! One of the few lizards with vocal chords! Plus, they can climb glass, which is always an impressive feet.

[evered]

Oh. They are? Okay then.

Do you like fruit or apples?

[Chozon1]

Now that's a neat idea! Roll an acrobatics check and see if you can do it!

Would a critical fail mean another dragon crawls out of the hole though? XD Some things aren't worth rolling.

You can't fix stupid, but you can still hit it with a hammer?

[Sstavix]

Do you like fruit or apples?

I like fruity apples!

Now that's a neat idea! Roll an acrobatics check and see if you can do it!

Would a critical fail mean another dragon crawls out of the hole though? XD Some things aren't worth rolling.

No, it means you somehow found a way to bring the dragon that swallowed you into the hole with you. Don't try to think about the physics involved, just roll for initiative.

You can't fix stupid, but you can still hit it with a hammer?

Every tool box needs to have duct tape, a hammer, a screwdriver and a handgun. Most of life's problems can be fixed with at least one of those tools.

[Foxwick]

Favorite season of the year?

[Sstavix]

Favorite season of the year?

I happen to like winters the most. Everything is so quiet then, and it can be fun to play in the snow. The only problem is driving on slick roads... but sometimes that can be a good excuse not to go to work, too!

[evered]

Okay smarty. Try this.


Why Does

1 = 3

2 = 3

3 = 5

4 = 4

5 = 4

6 = 3

7 = 5

8 = 5

9 = 4

10 = 3

Make sense? Hint: look outside the box.

[Chozon1]

No, it means you somehow found a way to bring the dragon that swallowed you into the hole with you. Don't try to think about the physics involved, just roll for initiative.

That would 'kill' the dragon though, so it's still kind of a win. Or at the best, give the rest of your party a pocket dragon. At least for awhile. Which would probably be the greatest thing ever, really. You don't need a call from a buddy to escape social situations when you've got a pocket dragon.

Crawling through sewers?

[Sstavix]

Okay smarty. Try this.


Why Does

1 = 3

2 = 3

3 = 5

4 = 4

5 = 4

6 = 3

7 = 5

8 = 5

9 = 4

10 = 3

Make sense? Hint: look outside the box.

Because... you are bad at math?

Or the number after the equal sign indicates how many letters are in each word.

That would 'kill' the dragon though, so it's still kind of a win. Or at the best, give the rest of your party a pocket dragon. At least for awhile. Which would probably be the greatest thing ever, really. You don't need a call from a buddy to escape social situations when you've got a pocket dragon.

Albeit, one you can't control.

Crawling through sewers?

Pretty much a standard for low-level adventures. Why do so many evil cultists build their temples in the sewers? Is one of the requirements for membership the loss of olfactory senses?

[evered]

Okay smarty. Try this.


Why Does

1 = 3

2 = 3

3 = 5

4 = 4

5 = 4

6 = 3

7 = 5

8 = 5

9 = 4

10 = 3

Make sense? Hint: look outside the box.

Because... you are bad at math?

Or the number after the equal sign indicates how many letters are in each word.

That would 'kill' the dragon though, so it's still kind of a win. Or at the best, give the rest of your party a pocket dragon. At least for awhile. Which would probably be the greatest thing ever, really. You don't need a call from a buddy to escape social situations when you've got a pocket dragon.

Albeit, one you can't control.

Crawling through sewers?

Pretty much a standard for low-level adventures. Why do so many evil cultists build their temples in the sewers? Is one of the requirements for membership the loss of olfactory senses?

*claps*

[Chozon1]

The strange concept behind artifically flavored fruit juice drinks?

[Sstavix]

The strange concept behind artifically flavored fruit juice drinks?

What is the strange concept? It's an alternative to actual fruit juice. Likely a less-expensive one that, according to their case studies, may actually taste better than real fruit juices. It's not that different from the "strange concept" which led to the creation of a lot of other heavily-processed fake foods. Like American cheese. *shudder*

[Starfire11]

It's not that different from the "strange concept" which led to the creation of a lot of other heavily-processed fake foods. Like American cheese. *shudder*

We found another "Plastic American 'Cheese' " supporter!


Favorite candle scent?

[ZanySauce]

Would you rather have the ability to fly or use telekinesis?