So, a man died and went to heaven. the first thing he saw was an angel standing next to hi, and a huge wall of clocks right in front of him. He asked the angel what th clocks were for, and he said, "Every person has a clock, and every time they tell a lie, their clocks hands move forward an hour."
The man asked, "Oh, wheres Abraham Lincolns Clock?" The Angel said, "Oh, thats way up at the top of the wall, it hs only ticked once, so we put it up there because we don't want people to feel bad." The man asked, "where is Hillary Clintons Clock?" The angel say, "Oh, thats in Jesus' office, he's using it as a ceiling fan."