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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby ShmooMan12 » Mon Sep 12, 2016 2:04 am

Two chickens are at the beach. There are two spots where the water washes up the shore. The first chicken said to the second chicken, "Hey, why did the chicken cross the beach?" The chicken ran across the shore to another place where the water was washing up. "To get to the other tide!"

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby ZappierVirus » Sat Sep 17, 2016 10:36 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby Woiv » Sun Sep 18, 2016 6:41 pm

Haha!
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby Turtle_Player_8 » Wed Sep 21, 2016 12:38 am

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who? :lol:

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby Woiv » Wed Sep 21, 2016 3:54 pm

Oh haha I get it :P
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby JesusIsLord713 » Mon Sep 26, 2016 6:35 pm

Haha! :D :lol:
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby Foxwick » Tue Sep 27, 2016 2:49 am

"knock knock, who's their?"
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spoiler :lol:
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby Avinson » Sat Oct 08, 2016 10:46 am

What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansaw.
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Postby ShazzyLo » Thu Oct 13, 2016 10:06 pm

Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop!

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby ZappierVirus » Wed Oct 19, 2016 12:41 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby Woiv » Wed Oct 19, 2016 5:53 pm

Lol! :D
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby ccgr » Fri Oct 21, 2016 5:32 pm

One day Tyrone's mother came to school to see how he was doing. The teacher told her honestly that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and that she had never had such an unmotivated and ignorant boy in her entire teaching career.

Tyrone's mom, shocked at the feedback, withdrew her son from school and moved out of Detroit, relocating to Cleveland.

Twenty Five years later, the teacher was diagnosed with irreversible Cardiac disease. Her doctors all strongly advised her to have open heart surgery, which only one surgeon at the Cleveland Clinic could perform. Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was remarkably successful. When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw the handsome young doctor who headed her surgical team smiling down at her.

She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something, but quickly died.

The doctor was shocked, wondering what went wrong so suddenly. When the doctor turned around to leave the room, he saw Tyrone, now a janitor at the Clinic, had unplugged the life-support equipment in order to plug in his vacuum cleaner.

If you thought that Tyrone had become the heart-surgeon, you assumed wrong.

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby ZappierVirus » Fri Oct 21, 2016 8:05 pm

LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby 99cooking » Fri Oct 21, 2016 8:17 pm

S: "Hey Patrick, what am I now?"
P: "Uhh...st-pid?"
S: "Noo, I'm Texas!"
P: "What's the difference?"

As a native Texan, this was gold.

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby Derek275 » Mon Oct 24, 2016 12:15 am

What do you call something fat cow that can't do anything right?

Me

Or an utter disappointment. Your pick


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