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Re: Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy

Postby RedPlums » Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:51 pm

No. No he was not. You do not kill Mr. Rogers that is horrible and sick. Mr. Rogers one and he thanked God for His help. THAT is how it goes. Mr. Rogers cannot die. He's too awesome.
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Re: Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy

Postby cjv » Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:55 pm

But then a horror that even made the primordial terror shiver in his boots broke out from the pit the devil himself.
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Re: Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy

Postby Orodrist » Thu Nov 28, 2013 6:07 pm

And Mr. Rogers was scattered across the land. <_<
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Re: Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy

Postby RedPlums » Fri Nov 29, 2013 12:52 am

No. Mr. Rogers lives. Because God was on his side, and nothing can defeat God, Mr. Rogers won the battle, he slayed the terror and praised the Lord for His help.
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Re: Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy

Postby Orodrist » Fri Nov 29, 2013 2:51 am

Then Thor shows up taking the mighty oak of his father Odin and forming a cross on which he crucified Mr. Rogers with Mjolnir, thus proving that you always bet on the God with a hammer.
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Re: Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy

Postby RedPlums » Fri Nov 29, 2013 3:03 am

oh my gosh... no... God, the one and only God, Jehovah, struck down this wannabe-"god" with a puny hammer, before he could do anything to Mr. Rogers. :D
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Re: Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy

Postby baconisgood23 » Fri Nov 29, 2013 3:33 am

In an alternate universe, far away from Mr. Rogers and his trouble with people repeatedly killing him and bringing him back to life, a young lady named Julie was on her usual rounds delivering papers. As she was riding her bike down the street, she noticed a strange, sparkly object on the sidewalk. She stopped to examine it. Suddenly, the object transported her off to...
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Re: Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy

Postby Orodrist » Fri Nov 29, 2013 3:44 am

And Odin swatted the laughable jewish god and went about his business.

Julie was swept into the mountains deep in Peru and sacrificed alive.
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Re: Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy

Postby ccgr » Fri Nov 29, 2013 6:08 am

um can we keep this family friendly??

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Re: Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy

Postby RedPlums » Fri Nov 29, 2013 6:27 pm

Apparently not...

What laughable Jewish God? He is not simply a Jewish God, he is God, of all, the God of you, I and everyone. Odin and the norse gods are not real. Please stop this horrid gore and useless arguments and simply enjoy the creations in peace.

Julie, meanwhile, was transported to Ukraine, where she discovered that the item she had found was a stolen time traveling device from the year 1378, made by a small tribe of native Americans in Brazil.
When Julie looked around, she discovered that she was in a museum, and that the security beams were pointed at her.
The alarm went off...
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Re: Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy

Postby ccgr » Fri Nov 29, 2013 7:14 pm

If it doesn't stay family friendly I will unleash the ban hammer and lock this thread. Pretty impressive :)

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Re: Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy

Postby RedPlums » Fri Nov 29, 2013 7:50 pm

Oh dang, that is cool! Did you make it yourself? :)
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Re: Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy

Postby ccgr » Fri Nov 29, 2013 8:43 pm

nah found it on a google image search

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Re: Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy

Postby RedPlums » Fri Nov 29, 2013 9:48 pm

It's cool, the tiger looks photo-shopped though.
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Re: Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy

Postby jester747 » Sat Nov 30, 2013 4:21 pm

Wat.
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