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ChickenSoup wrote:Kentucky FRIED Chicken!
YEAAAH! We gotta do 'dis Colonel Sanders style! w00rt~! *Starts hopping on one leg waving his arm around*
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Yells, Screams, Eats, Shoots, Leaves....

And then starts to put butter on freds legs...

Runs for some salt...
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ha that reminds me of a joke

a long joke

to long
It is well accepted that the only things that will be left after a nuclear holocaust would be kieth richards and some roaches.....kieth will promptly snort the roaches.
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tell it! :D I wanna hear it! :D :D
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was it the thousand ping pong balls joke?


I MUST HEAR THAT JOkE BEFORE I DIE!!!!

yet nobody has told it to me yet.
Beacuse it's supposedly take a gifted person to tell that joke...
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it is not

OK
so a panda walks into a bar and he orders a sandwich and the waiter gives it to him he eat it then shoots the waiter in the leg and leaves and as he leaves the bartender yells"hey what are you doing you ate a sandwich shot the waiter and didnt even pay" so the panda saya "i'm a panda look it up" so the bartender does an the definition reads "pandas eats shoots and leaves"
It is well accepted that the only things that will be left after a nuclear holocaust would be kieth richards and some roaches.....kieth will promptly snort the roaches.
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tell you all have heard that joke before? You havn't? man... ok, you all live under rocks...
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what did spock find in the toilet? the captain's log!

sorry read the star trek thread before this reminded me of this joke
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Aww man... ok, thats just... yhea...
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:lol:

*tries to come up with some appropriate witty-sounding 'Spock-ism' to commemorate the discovery; but her mind draws a blank.*
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HA! The captains LOG! That was.....So disturbing.
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Which reminds me... What does the Enterprise and a roll of toilet paper have in common?
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*Is stupid currently.*

Dunno.
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A. They're both circling Uranus looking for Klingons. :P
Fingolfin wrote:Yells, Screams, Eats, Shoots, Leaves....
For some odd reason, I interpreted that the 'panda' way right off, even though I'd never heard that joke. 8)
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