Once upon an end, there was no story.
But instead there was a beagle named Corey.
One day he decided to go on a journey,
To see if he could find a guy named Sanders Bernie.
Well, he found Sanders Bernie all right,
but he didn't know it quite yet that night.
But all of a sudden there was a "BAM!"
"This makes no sense!" Corey said.
Bernie said, "Not 'sposed to. It's SPAM!
If it does, well then . . . OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!"