Well. It's out.
I think after the disaster that was Episode 8, I'm over Star Wars.
Before Disney started ruining Star Wars, Episode 2 was also my least favorite. I actually did like Episode 3.Took you this long? I was over it after Episode 2. Except for Rogue One, I haven't seen another Star Wars movie since. Can't beat the original trilogy, man....
As for the trailer... yeah, it's Jedi porn followed by some images and audio that seem to be aimed at going back to the Original Trilogy well yet again. "Come see it, you older guys! Look, Billy Dee Williams is back! Look, we're robbing the Emperor's Grave to convince you that there'll be something worth seeing in this film! DIDJA NOTICE THE WRECKAGE OF THE DEATH STAR IN THE BACKGROUND??? DON'T YA WANNA KNOW HOW IT GOT THERE?!?!?!?!?!?"
No, Disney. I really don't care to know. Thus far you have not failed to take a steaming dump on just about every single element of the Original Trilogy that you've used to bait me into your garbage Star Wars films. You killed Han Solo in the most anticlimactic and predictable sci-fantasy death since Kirk got a bridge dropped on him. You turned Leia into Mary Poppins, you spaced Ackbar, you turned Lando Calrissian into a robosexual, and you turned the greatest sci-fantasy character of all time into a bitter, crusty old hermit and then killed him in an apparent crowning moment of awesome that turned out to be entirely illusory. So no, Disney, I'm not the least little bit interested in what you plan to do with the old Death Star, Luke's Voice, Lando or Palpatine.
If that really is a hunk of the Death Star, why don't you just take it and cram it where the sun don't shine.
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