Christ Centered Gamer

Mario has made it to Bowser's castle! Bowser waits in his throne room for Mario. Once Mario arrives Bowser says "Finally, I have been waiting for this moment! This battle will not be like any battle before!"

Mario says "Really? Sigh...I just want to get this over with."

Bowser says "alrighty! You asked for it! Bowser Jr! Give me all the power stars and grand stars from Mario Galaxy 1 and 2!

After getting the stars, Bowser eats them all and SERIOUSLY grows in size, growing as big as Earth!

After Bowser roars he says "Ok Mario! Ready? Expect to lose quickly!"

The battle begins! Mario...

Eats 20 Super Mega Mushrooms, growing to the same size as Bowser! Bowser says,"...

"Hey you are biting my style! I'M the only one that can grow to mega size!"

Mario punches Bowser in the face, and as soon as Bowser recovers he...

Punches Mario back in the face! Mario responds by....

punches Bowser in the face again! This infuriates Bowser, so he decides to . . .

Bring out his koopa clown car! He notices that the car is WAY to small for him. So he order Bowser Jr to...

Figure out some way to make the clown car bigger. Bowser Jr. says,"...

"Fine, sir," grumbles Bowser Jr. He . . .

Puts the clown car into a machine! Then the clown car...

explodes!

Bowser roars in frustration. As he is punched again by Mario, he decides to...

do an awesome karate-chop flip and kicks Mario right back in the face! Mario decides to . . .

Call for ToadFleet! ToadFleet responded quickly, and soon Bowser was being shot by many phasers and torpedoes. Bowser...

roars with rage and starts eating the ToadFleet! Mario, shocked by this turn of events . . .

Takes a gigantic roll of duct tape and tape's Bowser's mouth shut! The anitmatter cores of the eaten Toad ships also give Bowser a bad case of indigestion. Bowser...