Christ Centered Gamer

Far, far away, in the darkest corners of the multiverse, there lied an unparalleled dark force. This force sought to consume all dimensions and meld them so they would adhere to its own twisted ideals.

Meanwhile, on an ordinary planet known as Earth, there lived a young man by the name of David. Little did he know that, as he lived out his normal, insignificant life, a great destiny awaited him. This boy would be tasked with the important job of...

Becoming pregnant with a cosmic monster of a form beyond human comprehension

Orodrist wrote:Becoming pregnant with a cosmic monster of a form beyond human comprehension

......didn't see that coming

But, realizing that that wouldn't work because he was a guy(and it would also be pretty gross nasty), he decided to take on a different destiny. He journeyed across time and space in search of the mystical Blade of Jollygoodness that would help him carry out his quest. And after this had gone on for a few years. he came across...

No, no, it's a cop out to reverse someone else's contribution. You must continue with this lovecraftian theme.

Erm... fair enough, I suppose.

After the cosmic monster was birthed up, it journeyed off to seek the legendary power crystal that would give it sacred powers of...

World domination, as it was the harbinger of the Great Old Ones.

David was enjoying his morning meal of two fried eggs over hard, crispy bacon and toast when he heard the news that a dark being was attacking central Canada.

He decided that he would take action...

By using the mystical power of the Lightning Crystal to imprison the being in a nether realm of pain and suffering. But it wasn't going to be as easy as he thought. What he did not know was that the dark being was only a distraction, summoned by a much higher power whose ultimate goal was to subdue the galaxy. His name was...

Steve. He was a janitor imbued with evil power that only showed itself when the stars were aligned in a cross.

Chtenff hafh'drn vulgtlagln shoggoth orr'e, fm'latgh f'bthnk, 'ai Cthulu-yar.

David was dumbstruck, what was the weird language that the evil janitor was saying?

He quickly bought all of the Rosetta Stone learning books and learned a lot of languages...

A voice whispered in David's head.
It is the language of the old ones, the tongues that no sane man could bear.

And the voice from the darkness bade him to return to the void from whence his soul was born

It was only until a month later did a passerby stumbled upon David, or rather the mumbling, deranged lunatic scratching R'lyehian into the walls with his blood. All hope of recovery is clearly lost, as his mind has been completely consumed.