Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy

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Re: Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy

Postby cjv » Sat Nov 30, 2013 6:20 pm

It's cool, the tiger looks photo-shopped though.


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Re: Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy

Postby baconisgood23 » Mon Dec 09, 2013 6:23 pm

And now back to our regularly-scheduled program.

Julie used her magical grappling hook and flew up into the vents above. She crawled through the vent and out of the building and teleported to some other time.

As she awoke, she saw that she was in a forest. She got up, and saw a handsome man in green walk by. He had an awesome sword and pointed ears that Julie thought looked cute.

Yes, this man was the hero of legend, and Julie had fallen in love with him.

And all of a sudden, this started playing:
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Re: Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy

Postby amberchick » Fri Jul 25, 2014 1:34 pm

And now back to our regularly-scheduled program.

Julie used her magical grappling hook and flew up into the vents above. She crawled through the vent and out of the building and teleported to some other time.

As she awoke, she saw that she was in a forest. She got up, and saw a handsome man in green walk by. He had an awesome sword and pointed ears that Julie thought looked cute.

Yes, this man was the hero of legend, and Julie had fallen in love with him.

And all of a sudden, this started playing:

I can't listen.....
My name? I am.... THE CRAZY WEATHERMAN!!! The coolest weatherman out there...... 8)
I hide in the shadows of shadows...... 8) wait, how do you hear me? :silent:

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Re: Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy

Postby amberchick » Fri Jul 25, 2014 1:36 pm

Well, the man with the green cloak and pointy ears was really an elf who decided to marry the woman. The woman and elf time traveled together and stopped all crimes from happening. But this caused a ripple in time. Jesus (Is this considerd a crime?) never died for sins, so no one could go to heaven. Instead....
My name? I am.... THE CRAZY WEATHERMAN!!! The coolest weatherman out there...... 8)
I hide in the shadows of shadows...... 8) wait, how do you hear me? :silent:

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Re: Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy

Postby kittycathead » Thu Mar 24, 2016 12:22 am

The couple decided to have the Romans arrest the Pharisees that were planning to have Jesus killed. So Jesus never died. And nobody ever went to heaven. So...

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Re: Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy

Postby amberchick » Wed Jul 20, 2016 5:24 pm

Julie and the elf (who was really Eragon from the Inheritance Cycle) quickly un-arrested the Pharisees. Eragon called upon his legendary dragon Saphira and flew with Julie to another time. Little did they know, all the poor souls who couldn't go to heaven revolted and killed Julie and Eragon, leaving the enraged dragon Saphira to . . .
My name? I am.... THE CRAZY WEATHERMAN!!! The coolest weatherman out there...... 8)
I hide in the shadows of shadows...... 8) wait, how do you hear me? :silent:

Benjamen shot himself in the head-
http://www.christcenteredgamer.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=24302

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Re: Ballad of the Legendary Hero Guy

Postby kittycathead » Sat Aug 11, 2018 7:36 pm

Roar so loud everyone became deaf. Then . . .


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