Christ Centered Gamer

I already got this earlier today. It must be pretty horrible...

lol. I figured someone would say something along those lines...

Well, of course you knew. I let you know. And I'd hate to disappoint.

lol.

This thread is completely unnecessary, as we could have simply transmitted these messages through telepathic channels. Unless, of course, this article is completely false and the people at the Onion are big fat liars. I know, it's a ridiculous idea, but it might be true.