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I am not a normal person.

Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 2:22 pm
by TripExistence
if your girlfriend thanks you for buying her food, things that are perfectly acceptable and encouraged to say include:

1. "You're so very welcome."
2. "I don't mind buying food for you at all because you're the best!!"
3. "I only do it because I care."

usually followed by some sort of goofy smile.

etc.

what I said:

"Oh, I'm just fattening you up for the apocalypse."

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Re: I am not a normal person.

Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 2:58 pm
by delve
That works best if your girlfriend is of a similar humor. >.>

Re: I am not a normal person.

Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 3:59 pm
by Orodrist
Alright, let's see the scars she left.

Re: I am not a normal person.

Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 5:48 pm
by ArchAngel
I respect you for that.

Re: I am not a normal person.

Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 7:32 am
by Chozon1
Heh. Apocalypse.