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So this dude comes around the corner
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 11:04 am
by Chozon1
with his gun at the ready, and he's all like "I'M ALL THAT AND A BAG OF CHIPS".
And I'm like "no" *throwing knife to the face* And then two other dudes come around the corner and they're like "O RLY?!?!?!"
And I'm like "TASTE ON IT DILLWEED". *unloads SCAR in their general direction* *melee kill with knife*
For tonight...there was no room for guns...there was knife work to be done.
In short, Xbox Live Gold free weekend = endless happy times. <3 Though I did have a large amount of "DID THAT JUST HAPPEN" moments of face breaking awesomeness with my throwing knife, I got my rump served to me most often. XD
Re: So this dude comes around the corner
Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 4:50 am
by Sstavix
Some people say never bring a knife to a gun fight.
Others respond with "can't talk. Too busy stabbing."
Re: So this dude comes around the corner
Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 5:14 am
by Orodrist
And moving out of the fantasy world....
If you're within five yards of a gun with a holstered gun and you rush him with a knife, odds are you kill him before he can even spit out his donut. Just a little tip for when fans start getting brown.....
Re: So this dude comes around the corner
Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 4:06 pm
by baconisgood23
Chozon1 wrote:with his gun at the ready, and he's all like "I'M ALL THAT AND A BAG OF CHIPS".
And I'm like "no" *throwing knife to the face* And then two other dudes come around the corner and they're like "O RLY?!?!?!"
And I'm like "TASTE ON IT DILLWEED". *unloads SCAR in their general direction* *melee kill with knife*
For tonight...there was no room for guns...there was knife work to be done.
In short, Xbox Live Gold free weekend = endless happy times. <3 Though I did have a large amount of "DID THAT JUST HAPPEN" moments of face breaking awesomeness with my throwing knife, I got my rump served to me most often. XD
Niiiiice.(ノ・∀・)ノ
Re: So this dude comes around the corner
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 7:53 am
by Chozon1
Iknorite? After that I was consistently killed all night. XD But for that one shining moment, I was awesome, and was was me.
Also, Turok killed a T-rex with a knife. Just saying.
Re: So this dude comes around the corner
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 5:00 pm
by JOJ650s
Chozen,
you post the best stories, you just do.
Re: So this dude comes around the corner
Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 2:16 pm
by Pheonix
But didn't you say later you had an overall positive KDR?
That's better than I can do. I just goof off because that's the only way online shooters are fun for me. I'm not horrible, but playing competitively in most games makes no sense for me to do personally.
Re: So this dude comes around the corner
Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 8:05 am
by Chozon1
That was the next day.
At this time, I was still "rocking" a FAMAS, or SCAR, and thus getting lot's of free lead. >_>
But hey, I like that attitude. I share it, somewhat. For me, if I get competitive, I start doing badly because I start focusing on winning, and less on enjoying the game. I also start actively hunting down people (within the game) who killed me, seeking vengeance.
*whistles innocently*
JOJ650s wrote:Chozen,
you post the best stories, you just do.
Preciate that. XD