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				A super duck made out of duct tape drinking coffee
				Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 2:59 am
				by Emwok
				Super duck drank so much coffee that he did not sleep for 3 years...
			 
			
					
				Re: A super duck made out of duct tape drinking coffee
				Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 6:55 am
				by ChickenSoup
				that isn't good for him, he should stop
			 
			
					
				Re: A super duck made out of duct tape drinking coffee
				Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 2:56 pm
				by micah211
				if you havent slept for a full 24 hours your brain will stop working and you will sleep for 4 seconds.
			 
			
					
				Re: A super duck made out of duct tape drinking coffee
				Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 9:45 pm
				by RedPlums
				After hearing a lecture on the side effects of not sleeping for a long time, the duck then turned off his TV and immediately dropped to the floor in slumber.
			 
			
					
				Re: A super duck made out of duct tape drinking coffee
				Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:56 pm
				by micah211
				When he woke up he found he was at the hospital holding 300 baby gorillas that chewed his head off then he turned into a.....
			 
			
					
				Re: A super duck made out of duct tape drinking coffee
				Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2013 1:09 am
				by RedPlums
				Giant Fruit Fly, he then excused himself from the gorillas and the hospital and flew to the local farmer's market where he found a...
			 
			
					
				Re: A super duck made out of duct tape drinking coffee
				Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2013 1:17 pm
				by micah211
				2 ton hairy watermelon named Tim then the watermelon grew a mouth and ate the fruit fly then......
			 
			
					
				Re: A super duck made out of duct tape drinking coffee
				Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2013 3:45 pm
				by RedPlums
				The Fruit Fly, loving fruit, ate it's way out of the watermelon.
After which, he Flew to the zoo...
			 
			
					
				Re: A super duck made out of duct tape drinking coffee
				Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2013 5:26 pm
				by micah211
				where he got swallowed by a 10,000 ton blue elephant and inside the elephant the fruit fly decided to....
			 
			
					
				Re: A super duck made out of duct tape drinking coffee
				Posted: Sat Sep 28, 2013 2:13 am
				by cjv
				Where he found a city of undead fruit flies.
			 
			
					
				Re: A super duck made out of duct tape drinking coffee
				Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 1:31 pm
				by RedPlums
				The un-dead fruit flies tried to eat him but he was just fast enough to get out of the Elephant, in a, non-too-sanitary way. 
He then flew to the concessions stand and bought...
			 
			
					
				Re: A super duck made out of duct tape drinking coffee
				Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 6:00 pm
				by micah211
				a nacho hat and a 300 oz root beer that he drank in 5 seconds. then he passed out and woke up in the hospital again when...........
			 
			
					
				Re: A super duck made out of duct tape drinking coffee
				Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 10:11 pm
				by RedPlums
				Some old haggardly women came in and started chanting in Czech, then, sparks flew from their hands and the fly was turned into a beautiful Cherry Blossom...
			 
			
					
				Re: A super duck made out of duct tape drinking coffee
				Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2013 1:32 pm
				by micah211
				With a slight overbite. The blossom that called itself terry went to mars where he found the mars chocolate factory. When Terry walked in the door he saw a......
			 
			
					
				Re: A super duck made out of duct tape drinking coffee
				Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2013 1:59 pm
				by RedPlums
				Ginormous M&M, and Terry, who loves chocolate beyond all measure, dove for the M&M and ate half of it in 5 minutes, he then...