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A super duck made out of duct tape drinking coffee
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 2:59 am
by Emwok
Super duck drank so much coffee that he did not sleep for 3 years...
Re: A super duck made out of duct tape drinking coffee
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 6:55 am
by ChickenSoup
that isn't good for him, he should stop
Re: A super duck made out of duct tape drinking coffee
Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 2:56 pm
by micah211
if you havent slept for a full 24 hours your brain will stop working and you will sleep for 4 seconds.
Re: A super duck made out of duct tape drinking coffee
Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 9:45 pm
by RedPlums
After hearing a lecture on the side effects of not sleeping for a long time, the duck then turned off his TV and immediately dropped to the floor in slumber.
Re: A super duck made out of duct tape drinking coffee
Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:56 pm
by micah211
When he woke up he found he was at the hospital holding 300 baby gorillas that chewed his head off then he turned into a.....
Re: A super duck made out of duct tape drinking coffee
Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2013 1:09 am
by RedPlums
Giant Fruit Fly, he then excused himself from the gorillas and the hospital and flew to the local farmer's market where he found a...
Re: A super duck made out of duct tape drinking coffee
Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2013 1:17 pm
by micah211
2 ton hairy watermelon named Tim then the watermelon grew a mouth and ate the fruit fly then......
Re: A super duck made out of duct tape drinking coffee
Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2013 3:45 pm
by RedPlums
The Fruit Fly, loving fruit, ate it's way out of the watermelon.
After which, he Flew to the zoo...
Re: A super duck made out of duct tape drinking coffee
Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2013 5:26 pm
by micah211
where he got swallowed by a 10,000 ton blue elephant and inside the elephant the fruit fly decided to....
Re: A super duck made out of duct tape drinking coffee
Posted: Sat Sep 28, 2013 2:13 am
by cjv
Where he found a city of undead fruit flies.
Re: A super duck made out of duct tape drinking coffee
Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 1:31 pm
by RedPlums
The un-dead fruit flies tried to eat him but he was just fast enough to get out of the Elephant, in a, non-too-sanitary way.
He then flew to the concessions stand and bought...
Re: A super duck made out of duct tape drinking coffee
Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 6:00 pm
by micah211
a nacho hat and a 300 oz root beer that he drank in 5 seconds. then he passed out and woke up in the hospital again when...........
Re: A super duck made out of duct tape drinking coffee
Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 10:11 pm
by RedPlums
Some old haggardly women came in and started chanting in Czech, then, sparks flew from their hands and the fly was turned into a beautiful Cherry Blossom...
Re: A super duck made out of duct tape drinking coffee
Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2013 1:32 pm
by micah211
With a slight overbite. The blossom that called itself terry went to mars where he found the mars chocolate factory. When Terry walked in the door he saw a......
Re: A super duck made out of duct tape drinking coffee
Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2013 1:59 pm
by RedPlums
Ginormous M&M, and Terry, who loves chocolate beyond all measure, dove for the M&M and ate half of it in 5 minutes, he then...