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Haha, I would hate to be that guy though...

I'm asking you guys to genuinely believe everything that I'm about to say, because it is absolute truth

This exact same thing happened to me with an entire flock of Canadian geese at the zoo once. I gave a few some popcorn, then when I stopped, they swarmed me and it was the worst experience of my life. They chased me through the zoo and flew into me and bit at me and I HAVE NEVER BEEN THE SAME SINCE

Geese suck. I've turned into around the corner of an island in my kayak and disturbed them before. Almost swamped me.

Grab one by the neck and start swinging at the other.

I hope you like goose, because it's going to be for dinner for the next couple weeks.

I do like goose. And so does a good broadhead from my bow.

CountKrazy wrote:I'm asking you guys to genuinely believe everything that I'm about to say, because it is absolute truth

This exact same thing happened to me with an entire flock of Canadian geese at the zoo once. I gave a few some popcorn, then when I stopped, they swarmed me and it was the worst experience of my life. They chased me through the zoo and flew into me and bit at me and I HAVE NEVER BEEN THE SAME SINCE

I believe you. I hate geese.

The park near our house has been invaded by Canadian Geese. They don't move when you ride your bike toward them yelling. They don't move when a car honks right next to them. And it's illegal to kill them! (except in self defense). Did you know that they are afraid of black? The park workers wear all black and carry a black umbrella when they go egg-shaking.

Same thing happened to me with an angry teenager once.

I don't know that I had ran fast until that day.