Christ Centered Gamer

I was chewing on a pen, and generally treating it like a smoking pipe. I do that, since it helps me think. Even have a largish skull on the cap end to simulate the bowl. Perhaps one day I will discover some way to add a flavored inhalant. But that's just on my todo list, and not important.

What is important is that, when I missed placing it between my molars, I noticed it felt weird when it scraped along my back tooth. So I was like "Hmm wat is this" and reach my finger back and feel around. A portion of the tooth feels loose enough to fall off if I pulled hard, and there's a giant slice in it. Not to mention it feels odd.

So I'm like "...MOMMY" and run down the steps screaming "MOMMY MY TOOTH IS BROKEN".

Actually, I walked down the steps and was like "Hey mom, I think my tooth is broken. Mind looking?" See, I forgot the mirror across the hall in the bathroom. If I hadn't dropped my pipe, I guarantee I would not have. I also could have gotten Star to look, but she doesn't speak much English.

So she was like "Hmm...nope. Not broke. Just a huge cavity". And I was like "Oh... Uh... "

So this is the story of how I ended up with a dental appointment in the unforeseen future and a gigantic hole in my tooth which I had not previously noticed somehow. I may have broken it open with the pen pipe. Who knows?

I was so expecting the pen to leak in your mouth...bummer on your tooth though

I'm disappointed.

We have the story of Chozon's hammock falling, which is a classic. And instead of having a great story about pen ink, we hear about how Chozon's unnatural obsession with glomming candy and soda into the wee hours of the morning has caused his tooth to cave in.

For shame, sir.

Time to upgrade to a robot tooth.

ccgr wrote:I was so expecting the pen to leak in your mouth...bummer on your tooth though

This happened to me during class.

Thanks for helping me remember that embarrassing moment.

I think I would enjoy that akshually. >_>

And Drew, sometimes I have to mix it up and have random stuff happen that's realistic; if I was always falling out of hammocks that smash into my own head, no one would believe me.

Drewsov wrote:I'm disappointed.

We have the story of Chozon's hammock falling, which is a classic. And instead of having a great story about pen ink, we hear about how Chozon's unnatural obsession with glomming candy and soda into the wee hours of the morning has caused his tooth to cave in.

For shame, sir.

Agreed. Everyone gets cavities at some time or another, but having a pen leak in your mouth is a very unique occurrence(and also very, very funny).