Christ Centered Gamer

We lovingly craft mock ups of songs we grew up with. <3

"Gyro" (Hero, Chad Kroeger/sorta by Nickelback)

I am so hungry, and I can smell pitas
I am so hungry, and I can smell pitas.

But the pita's, the pita's are made of whole wheeeaaat.

And they say that a gyro is tasty,
and tomatoes only add to the taste.
I'll get in line for the gyro,
but the dude behind the counter is making me wait.

But they say that a gyro is tasty,
and that white stuff is not mayonnaise.
I'll hold on and wait for my gyro,
and watch as they slice up the meat.

Oh, I'm watching them. I'm watching them,
as they slice up the meat.
Oh, I'm watching them. I'm watching them,
as my gyro is made.

Whoooaaaah.

For the record, it's tzatziki, a delicious yogurt based sauce. *mouth waters*

Now I want a gyro.

Drew, I felt certain I would come in here and find you singing a mock-up of 'Kryptonite'.

Drewsov wrote:Now I want a gyro.

My parents grew up in Detroit and know greek-er areas with good gyros.


so geewwwwwd

Crap.

I forgot about this, and now I want a gyro again.

And I still want to hear you sing 'Kryptonite', but with, like, 'Vegemite'.

Mmmm....falafel. My wife makes it from scratch and it's the best thing evar!

I'm not a fan of falafel. Ate too much of it as a kid. If I want beany nuggets I'll...check myself into rehab, or something.

And now I have this stuck in my head:



Thanks, Chozon.

Thanks.

That song is always stuck in my head.

.. not complaining.

No, no, Chozon...use a decent song at least.

My Hero - Foo Fighters


Too hungry now, to walk about
Take your orders down, and write it out
With or sauceless, say it aloud
That white decadence, spread it around

There goes my gyro
Watch it as it turns
There goes my gyro
It's not ordinary

Don't the best of them, wheel it around?
While the rest of them, peter out
With or sauceless, say it aloud
That white decadence, spread it around

There goes my gyro
Watch it as it turns
There goes my gyro
It's not ordinary

Kudos my gyro
Eating all the best
You got my gyro
I want it back

*flicks lighter*

I just smashed a guitar into the ground. Got a little too much into that song.

fathom123 wrote:I just smashed a guitar into the ground. Got a little too much into that song.

Better than me. I smashed me gyro into the ground

I'm guessing I'm the only one who didn't know that Gyro could mean a type of food? Thought so...

I was going "Why in the name of Sauron would you eat a fraking gyroscope?" XD