Dear females.
Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 7:41 pm
Please stop breaking our hearts.
Sincerly,
Males.
Sincerly,
Males.
Dear Jester,
Be happy single.
Sincerely,
Good ol' Phe
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Re: Dear females.
Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 7:59 pm
Re: Dear females.
Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 8:01 pm
Men break our hearts too. It's how we grow as humans...we have to endure, learn, and be honest to ourselves.
Ive been there, just take is slow and pray for peace in your life.
Ive been there, just take is slow and pray for peace in your life.
Re: Dear females.
Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 8:28 pm
Dear ol' Phe,Pheonix wrote:Dear Jester,
Be happy single.
Sincerely,
Good ol' Phe
I'm trying. IT'S BROKED I TELL YOU.
Sincerly,
Batman.
Re: Dear females.
Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 8:55 pm
Dear Batman,
You're not the hero the ladies want, but you are the hero they deserve.
Sincerely,
Commissioner Gordon
P.S. I like this Nypheria lady.
Pretty sure I butchered that quote. XD
You're not the hero the ladies want, but you are the hero they deserve.
Sincerely,
Commissioner Gordon
P.S. I like this Nypheria lady.
Pretty sure I butchered that quote. XD
Re: Dear females.
Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 9:02 pm
O_OPheonix wrote:Dear Batman,
You're not the hero the ladies want, but you are the hero they deserve.
Sincerely,
Commissioner Gordon
P.S. I like this Nypheria lady.
Pretty sure I butchered that quote. XD
M'kay, butchered or not, I hope you realize that you just made my day.
So thank you, mi amigo.
Re: Dear females.
Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 3:49 am
You can always have two people to love you, jesus and.....
YOUR MOM!
YOUR MOM!
Re: Dear females.
Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 6:34 am
Phe and Nypheria are right. You gotta learn the hard way sometimes, and it helps you grow in the end.
That said, this is in Nonsense, so I need to keep it nonsensical. Unless you want it moved to a more serious board.
Sherlock: "Shut up."
Lestrade/Watson: "What? I didn't say anything."
Sherlock: "You're thinking. It's annoying."
That said, this is in Nonsense, so I need to keep it nonsensical. Unless you want it moved to a more serious board.
Sherlock: "Shut up."
Lestrade/Watson: "What? I didn't say anything."
Sherlock: "You're thinking. It's annoying."
Re: Dear females.
Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 3:37 pm
COMMISIONRAR GR0D3N: HAI BATMANjester747 wrote:O_OPheonix wrote:Dear Batman,
You're not the hero the ladies want, but you are the hero they deserve.
Sincerely,
Commissioner Gordon
P.S. I like this Nypheria lady.
Pretty sure I butchered that quote. XD
M'kay, butchered or not, I hope you realize that you just made my day.
So thank you, mi amigo.
BATMAN: hi gordon lol
Re: Dear females.
Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 3:55 am
Dear males,
Please stop peeing all over everything. It's gross.
--Da Chozon1.
Please stop peeing all over everything. It's gross.
--Da Chozon1.
Re: Dear females.
Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 5:29 am
Dear Chozon:
not rly sure where you keep seeing all dis pee
not rly sure where you keep seeing all dis pee
Re: Dear females.
Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 7:05 pm
Dear Females,
Your last request has left me under the impression that you have not completely grasped the deceivingly complex mechanics of upright male urination. Many factors play in to account to the perceived lack of accuracy, not discounting angle of viewing, fluid and splash dynamics, sneezing, the twin-stream event (resulting often from a significant period of time since a former relieving), and boredom.
Sincerely,
A British Man.
Your last request has left me under the impression that you have not completely grasped the deceivingly complex mechanics of upright male urination. Many factors play in to account to the perceived lack of accuracy, not discounting angle of viewing, fluid and splash dynamics, sneezing, the twin-stream event (resulting often from a significant period of time since a former relieving), and boredom.
Sincerely,
A British Man.
Re: Dear females.
Posted: Thu May 31, 2012 7:27 pm
/threadwinArchAngel wrote:Dear Females,
Your last request has left me under the impression that you have not completely grasped the deceivingly complex mechanics of upright male urination. Many factors play in to account to the perceived lack of accuracy, not discounting angle of viewing, fluid and splash dynamics, sneezing, the twin-stream event (resulting often from a significant period of time since a former relieving), and boredom.
Sincerely,
A British Man.
Re: Dear females.
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:51 am
I'm pretty sure if girls stood to pee they'd have 10 times more mess
Re: Dear females.
Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 3:34 am
Dear males,
The only way that'd be possible is if the entire contents of 20 bladders were emptied straight on the floor, I think.
I swear, I have no idea why apparently most guys cannot hit a several square foot target from no more than a foot or two. Those puddles you leave on the floor? That's gross. And I am a guy. Maybe if someone painted a target into the toilet...
Not to mention stairwells, alleyways, random shrubbery, and generally everything that offers 37%+ of coverage and is more than 3.9 feet away from a toilet. And sometimes, not even then.
The only way that'd be possible is if the entire contents of 20 bladders were emptied straight on the floor, I think.
I swear, I have no idea why apparently most guys cannot hit a several square foot target from no more than a foot or two. Those puddles you leave on the floor? That's gross. And I am a guy. Maybe if someone painted a target into the toilet...
Not to mention stairwells, alleyways, random shrubbery, and generally everything that offers 37%+ of coverage and is more than 3.9 feet away from a toilet. And sometimes, not even then.