Christ Centered Gamer

fred was tired of bananas and saw to his delight some human food.. only outside his cage at the central park zoo.. he watched as people came by laughing and pointing at him. that night as fred was sleeping some men came in and put fred in a burlap sack and carried him away all while he was still asleep

and then he died

The end.

:(

But tied to this earth from unfulfilled longing for human fud (and unfulfilled vengeance at Jester killing him off after two posts), Fred came back as an undead creature of malice, and hunger, and intent to eat food.

And thus began the zombie apocalypse from a single monkey. And lo, began the beginning of the end of the beginning.

Chozon1 wrote: (and unfulfilled vengeance at Jester killing him off after two posts),

But...


but Soup killed him. XD

Then fred ate soup and jester but it didn't fufil his hunger for human food

jester747 wrote:

Chozon1 wrote: (and unfulfilled vengeance at Jester killing him off after two posts),

But...


but Soup killed him. XD

Or did he?

NOPE IT WAS JESTER

ChickenSoup wrote:NOPE IT WAS JESTER

LIES FILTHY LIES

Undeterred by the lies and confusion, Fred carefully aims the bazooka (bought at the Zoo's gift shop) at Jester's face (he only ate their left feets earlier), longing for the sleep and peace of death brought about by justice...ONLY TO SWING IT AROUND AND /SNEAKATTACK SOUP BY THROWING IT AT HIM.

nooooo

Out comes a squirrel from underneath the bushes, and he has something very interesting to say. "my name is Tom, and I have witnessed everything that has happened, I feel like-"

Fred quickly eats the squirrel in one big, swift gulp.

but soop said no

What if this was all some sort of crazy dream?