So obviously, this thread has a ton of posts, so hopefully I'm not reiterating another's joke. But anyway! The joke this thread started with reminds me of another joke with a parrot I have loved since I was a kid. xD Hopefully I'm remembering it right.
A man broke into a house, he came with the intention of robbing the place.
As he looked around with his flashlight in the dark house, to see what he'd steal, he heard someone speak,
"Jesus is watching you!" It exclaimed.
The robber turn around, insisting, "who's there? who's there?"
So the robber begins grabbing some items, and as he does this again he hears,
"Jesus is watching you!"
He flashes his light around, and it passed by a cage.
He holds it back over the cage and sees a parrot inside,
"Hah, was that you? Did you say that?"
The parrot replied, "Yep!"
The robber snarkily responded with, "Oh yeah? And who are you?"
"Moses!" Said the parrot.
The robber laughed and laughed, and finally asked,
"What kind kind of owner gives their parrot a stupid name like Moses?"
To which that parrot whispered to him,
"the same kind of owners who would name their rottweiler 'Jesus.'"