The Joke Thread

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby mikyuki » Sun Aug 27, 2017 3:13 am

The past, the future, the present walked into a bar... things got tense.

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A joke?

Postby McCookieGamer » Tue Aug 29, 2017 1:02 am

Ummm Don't really know any sorry for the let down

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby Chosenchamp » Thu Aug 31, 2017 2:51 pm

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay??
Because then they'd be bay-guls!

What did baby corn say to mama corn?
Where's pop corn?

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby Zukids » Thu Sep 07, 2017 11:57 pm

Knock Knock
Whos there
Who
Who Who
Are you an owl or what?

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby GodisAwesome1000 » Sun Sep 10, 2017 2:16 am

knock, knock whos there? boo. boowho? stop crying!

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The Joke Thread

Postby Redflash » Thu Sep 14, 2017 4:00 am

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: To eat the chickens on the other side!

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Re: Introductions - New Members Post Here!

Postby ooo » Tue Sep 19, 2017 3:10 am

My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

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Re: Introductions - New Members Post Here!

Postby ArcticFox » Wed Sep 27, 2017 4:34 pm

My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
I liked this one :lol:
"He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool."
—Brigham Young

"Don't take refuge in the false security of consensus."
—Christopher Hitchens

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby blueviper10 » Fri Sep 29, 2017 4:50 am

A man was in a desert. He was looking for a hotel. 4 hotels surrounded him. He pointed at one and said "Nice hotel." He pointed at another and said "Nice hotel." He pointed at the third one and said "Nice hotel." He pointed to the last one and said "Nice hotel."


"Nice hotel" is code word for "This joke is not funny" at my old karate place.

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby BedsideSet87505 » Sat Sep 30, 2017 12:27 am

I have a belt full of dumb, overplayed jokes that I've picked up from summer camp. They're all I know.

knock knock
-who's there
interrupting cow
-interrupting cow wh-MOO

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby BedsideSet87505 » Sat Sep 30, 2017 1:02 am

I'm back because my friend insists I put in the wrong camp joke.

How does Moses make his coffee?



Hebrews it

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby Dynim » Sat Sep 30, 2017 3:16 am

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Ieatmop"
"Ieatmopwho?"
You do?! Gross!

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby Wolfyminer » Sun Oct 01, 2017 10:38 pm

Replying on behalf of my two children, Wolfyminer and Wolfymajor,

Wolfyminer says, "What do you call a flea on the moon?" :lol: Answer- a Lunar-tick! :lol:
Wolfymajor says, "Why did the tomato blush?" "because she saw Mr Green Pea over the wall." :lol:

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby Notbeastlord » Tue Oct 03, 2017 12:38 pm

Why did the nkickel roll down the hill and not the dime?

The Dime had more sence

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Re: The Joke Thread

Postby HonryZeNocturnal » Tue Oct 03, 2017 4:13 pm

If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down, do you think it's stumped?


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