Christ Centered Gamer

'I fought the La....'

I killed the la with the big gun I borrowed from airpa.

You missed the reference...

*gets shot by airpa's gun*

Probably. But that's why I carry a big gun. I may not get pop culture, but I can still blow stuff up.

Of course. Because blowing stuff up is so much cooler than making fun of the Jonas Brothers.

No, it wasn't sarcasm, I promise, I..

*gets shot by airpa's gun again*

...

Really, it wasn't sarcasm. And, I wasn't making fun of the Jonas Brothers. I was referencing a Newsboys song. Just because it seemed appropriate.

Blob.

Bob

Bobert

What he said.

Kettle CORN!

What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

*Shoots tea with big gun*

I believe that's what China has to do with tea.

"Are we having another tea party? I hope it's not in Boston this time!"

Sorry is the fool who trades his soul for a corvette.
Thinks he'll get the girl he'll only get the mechanic.
What's missing? He's living a day he'll soon forget.

That's one more time around. The sun is going down.
The moon is out but he's drunk and shouting.
Putting people down. He's missing. He's living a day he'll soon forget.

Counts his money every morning. The only thing that keeps him lonely.
Locked in a giant house that's alarming.
The townsfolk they all laugh.

Sorry is the fool who trades his love for hi-rise rent.
Seem the more you make equals the loneliness you get.
And it's fitting. He's barely living a day he'll soon forget.

That's one more time around and there is not a sound.
He's lying dead clutching Benjamins. Never put the money down.
He's stiffening. We're all whistling a man we'll soon forget.

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Drewsov wrote:
Counts his money every morning. The only thing that keeps him lonely.