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Swim in lava, which he isn't immune to at the time.

Paper Bowser...

Quickly ran away away.

Because he just....

Realized that he forgot to fireproof his feet! Bowser's Attack was stopped by the defending Toads. The Toads...

Found another cave so they ...

Quickly found some ore to use. The ore was...

horrified by the way ....

the toads were handling it, so the ore ran away.

The Bowsers...

Kept going, because they

Soon.....

had the urge to use the bathroom in a bad way

In the meantime Mario keeps firing, but Paper Bowser is knocked into the lava. Bowser returns and is also knocked into the lava with Paper Bowser.

Thinking this is victory, Mario and the gang high five each other. However the Bowser's come back even bigger than before! Normal Bowser's skin has also burned off of him turning him into Dry Bowser! Paper Bowser also turns into Paper Dry Bowser (Paper Dry Bowser doesn't exist yet in a actual Mario game btw). They both roar and it seems stronger than before. With the sound waves breaking some of their own battleships and Mario's ToadBots.

They are now immune to fire attacks! Mario, knowing this, decides...

Uses Toad reverse-effect crystals to turn their fire weapons into freeze weapons!

Meanwhile Agent Toad arrives on the scene with the entire Empire and Rebellion! Useing a Giant ToadBot, the Rebels plant a giant sticky bomb on Dry Bowser's Nose! Dry Bowser laughs when the bomb is planted, because explosions are hot like fire! However, the bomb was modified into a posion gas bomb! With .00001 nanoseconds to detonation, the overconfident and unaware Dry Bowser...

Gets exploded by bomb! However, the Toads forgot to add the right amount of explode stuff in it and doesn't damage Dry Bowser much.

Paper Mario then...

Steals a Bowser Battleship and begins to attack Dry Bowser with it!

Meanwhile, Agent Toad slips away, only to return with the United Federation of Planets, the Enterprise and the Avengers!

Dry Bowser fights hard against Paper Mario, but mid-battle he has a case of indigestion, and he coughs up a vibranium-rich planet! Noticing the value of the vibranium, the Avengers alert the Toads, who immediately grab the planet and begin to harvest the vibranium!

The Enterprise...

Helps out the Toads, however Dry Bowser's indigestion clears quickly and begins attacking again! Stealing back the battleship Paper Mario stole. Paper Dry Bowser then helps Dry Bowser fight the Toads.

Mario...

Borrows a Mario battleship and attacks Paper Dry Bowser!

Toad decides to attempt to bring Dry Bowser down to regular size. They successfully shrink him, and use a tractor beam to capture him! However, a brave goomba manages to disable the tractor beam before Bowser is brought to justice. Bowser crash lands in a desert on a Toad planet. There, he runs right into Captain America! Dry Bowser...