Christ Centered Gamer

Violently avenging myself is wrong?

In most cases. However, if someone steals your Fritos, may God have mercy on their soul.

Oh child. Don't even hypothesize.

Baconion alloy?

I don't really know what that is, but there's bacon in it, so it has to be something good.

It's a theoretical material made of bacon and aluminum forged in the fires of awesome. Indestructible, clear, and everyone loves it.

Chris. P Bacon?

Delicious.

Pigs as pets?

I don't really understand the appeal. I mean, I guess I sort of can, but for me it would only be empathizing with food and that's no good, man.

Come on, you're telling me you wouldn't want to snuggle this?

Is that not the cutest bacon ever?

It may be cute, but it's still paired with bacon, which automatically makes it unacceptable. I prefer more furry cuddles anyway.

That attitude just makes sad bacon.

Pig-hater. >_>

Peanut butter chocolate banana bacon pie?

au contraire, I am definitely a pig lover, I just prefer the cognitive disconnection between farm and plate.
I've never had bacon with chocolate before, but people tell me that I need to try it. All of those other things though I want in my mouth right now.

The bananas, for he record, do not sit will with that pie for some reason.

Why is it spiders always seem to sneak up on you?

That's unfortunate.

Spider is just being spiderbro, he can't help it. The child of the night, silent protector from pesky mosquitos.