Here is my ask cup: fill it. /TripExistence

[Chozon1]

Violently avenging myself is wrong?

[TripExistence]

In most cases. However, if someone steals your Fritos, may God have mercy on their soul.

[Chozon1]

Oh child. Don't even hypothesize.

Baconion alloy?

[TripExistence]

I don't really know what that is, but there's bacon in it, so it has to be something good.

[Chozon1]

It's a theoretical material made of bacon and aluminum forged in the fires of awesome. Indestructible, clear, and everyone loves it.

Chris. P Bacon?

[TripExistence]

Delicious.

[Chozon1]

Pigs as pets?

[TripExistence]

I don't really understand the appeal. I mean, I guess I sort of can, but for me it would only be empathizing with food and that's no good, man.

[ArchAngel]

Come on, you're telling me you wouldn't want to snuggle this?

Is that not the cutest bacon ever?

[TripExistence]

It may be cute, but it's still paired with bacon, which automatically makes it unacceptable. I prefer more furry cuddles anyway.

[ArchAngel]

That attitude just makes sad bacon.

[Chozon1]

Pig-hater. >_>

Peanut butter chocolate banana bacon pie?

[TripExistence]

au contraire, I am definitely a pig lover, I just prefer the cognitive disconnection between farm and plate.
I've never had bacon with chocolate before, but people tell me that I need to try it. All of those other things though I want in my mouth right now.

[Chozon1]

The bananas, for he record, do not sit will with that pie for some reason.

Why is it spiders always seem to sneak up on you?

[TripExistence]

That's unfortunate.

Spider is just being spiderbro, he can't help it. The child of the night, silent protector from pesky mosquitos.