Christ Centered Gamer

Water. I also drink a fair about of cranberry juice. My life is exciting.

BLASPHEMER. WATER IS FOR BATHING.

But maaaaan...I do love me some cranberry juice. I could drink myself under the table with that stuff. I have, actually.

What is a brony, and do I need to wash my mouth out for saying it?

A brony is a dark creature of the night that masquerades among the fair children in colors so bright they could give you cavities.

Actually, I did not know. And I'm loath to Google words I do not know. Way too many bad experiences. XD

Unexpected good grades?

Haha, true enough.

And that's one of my favorite things. Usually I'd rather I just know right away what I got, but it makes it extra great when it was higher than you were expecting.

Unexpected kicks in the pants?

We all could use one from time to time. Then again sometimes they're...unnecessarily unpleasant.

WHY Does THINGS BE SO HARD?

BECAUSE THERE AIN'T ENOUGH CEREAL TO GO 'ROUND, SON.

All I have is Cheerios. And those smell like burnt flesh.

Oatmeal?

I haven't had oatmeal since I was a small child growing up in Belgium. My mom used to sprinkle in just the right amount of napalm.

I do like the flavor taste of napalm.

Chemistry?

If, and only when, it comes with chapstick and chapped lips.

I was totally listening to that album the other day. Brought back so many good memories.

Driving?

I STILL don't have my driver's license yet. Not cool tapes.

I even took a five hour prelicensing course so that I could take the road test and it's long expired by now, haha.

The roads are probably better off. <.<