"R"
The Joke Thread
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RickkyBoy_201
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What's a pirate's favourite letter?
"R"
"R"
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Here are some of my favorite jokes that NO ONE WILL GET BECAUSE I AM A SAD AND LONELY LITTLE EMO CHILD:
Brendon Urie doesn't age, His forehead just gets bigger and he gets a new haircut
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I'm not okay (I Promise)
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Bandit- Ma- ma-
Lyn-z- OH MY GOSH BANDIT YOUR FIRST WORDS WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?!?!?! MOMMY??
Bandit- Mama we're alll gonna dieee stop asking me questions I'd hate to see you cry, mama we're all gonna die
Lyn-z- GERARD ARTHUR WAY
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No Thanks Pete *Wink Wonk* MEMED IT!
Brendon Urie doesn't age, His forehead just gets bigger and he gets a new haircut
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I'm not okay (I Promise)
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Bandit- Ma- ma-
Lyn-z- OH MY GOSH BANDIT YOUR FIRST WORDS WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?!?!?! MOMMY??
Bandit- Mama we're alll gonna dieee stop asking me questions I'd hate to see you cry, mama we're all gonna die
Lyn-z- GERARD ARTHUR WAY
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No Thanks Pete *Wink Wonk* MEMED IT!
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Person: What's up?
Me: THE SKY HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA
(So Original I know)
Me: THE SKY HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA
(So Original I know)
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So obviously, this thread has a ton of posts, so hopefully I'm not reiterating another's joke. But anyway! The joke this thread started with reminds me of another joke with a parrot I have loved since I was a kid. xD Hopefully I'm remembering it right.
A man broke into a house, he came with the intention of robbing the place.
As he looked around with his flashlight in the dark house, to see what he'd steal, he heard someone speak,
"Jesus is watching you!" It exclaimed.
The robber turn around, insisting, "who's there? who's there?"
No response.
So the robber begins grabbing some items, and as he does this again he hears,
"Jesus is watching you!"
He flashes his light around, and it passed by a cage.
He holds it back over the cage and sees a parrot inside,
"Hah, was that you? Did you say that?"
The parrot replied, "Yep!"
The robber snarkily responded with, "Oh yeah? And who are you?"
"Moses!" Said the parrot.
The robber laughed and laughed, and finally asked,
"What kind kind of owner gives their parrot a stupid name like Moses?"
To which that parrot whispered to him,
"the same kind of owners who would name their rottweiler 'Jesus.'"
A man broke into a house, he came with the intention of robbing the place.
As he looked around with his flashlight in the dark house, to see what he'd steal, he heard someone speak,
"Jesus is watching you!" It exclaimed.
The robber turn around, insisting, "who's there? who's there?"
No response.
So the robber begins grabbing some items, and as he does this again he hears,
"Jesus is watching you!"
He flashes his light around, and it passed by a cage.
He holds it back over the cage and sees a parrot inside,
"Hah, was that you? Did you say that?"
The parrot replied, "Yep!"
The robber snarkily responded with, "Oh yeah? And who are you?"
"Moses!" Said the parrot.
The robber laughed and laughed, and finally asked,
"What kind kind of owner gives their parrot a stupid name like Moses?"
To which that parrot whispered to him,
"the same kind of owners who would name their rottweiler 'Jesus.'"
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Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: ‘I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.’
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Why did the chicken cross the road?...To get to the other side xDDDDDD
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Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Theodore!
Theodore who?
The a door is locked, please open it
LOL
Who's there?
Theodore!
Theodore who?
The a door is locked, please open it
LOL
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When 2 vegans fight is it considered beef
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a skeleton walks into a bar he orders a drink and a mop.
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My boss told me to have a good day today.... So I went home! hahahaha
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden-shoe like to hear another joke?
haha get it? wooden shoe=wouldn't you
Who's there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden-shoe like to hear another joke?
haha get it? wooden shoe=wouldn't you
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Whats Christmasy about winning
I don't take noels
I don't take noels
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Did you know there is a famous comedian in The Bible?
Sure is! His name is Samson. He brought the house down!
Sure is! His name is Samson. He brought the house down!
If God is my Pilot and fully in control of the flight, I guess that makes me a Steward on the plane. How may I serve you?
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Unfortunately, my life.
xD
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