Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

[a_sigint_ninja]

*sneezes* Great-I get to go to school today.

You never did tell me how much you have done on that next chapter, Laz.

[DarthDapor]

I give up, I'm too far behind to catch up!

[Lazarus]

You are not!

[a_sigint_ninja]

*agrees with Laz*

You could answer my question, though.

[Lazarus]

And I shall.

I have 100% done.

[a_sigint_ninja]

Good move.

So, how long should I wait to post my next chapter?

[DarthDapor]

dude, I'm back in page 31ish!!!!

[a_sigint_ninja]

Dude?

Well, ask a question then. See if you can start a conversation.

[CountKrazy]

Leave poor Darth alone!

*hits Darth's hands with a ruler*

Ghoda pbnofhj afhi vnoanf joafjvjoa!

During a elementary school field trip to CCGR

If you look to your left, children, you can see a nutcase babbling on and on in gibberish. Keep your distance! He's liable to take your head off!

And if you look to your right, you'll see a homicidal woman torturing a young man for calling her a 'dude'. Notice how she slowly thrusts the red hot sword into his belly, and takes her time with cutting his tongue out with rusty old scissors? Take notes, children, take notes!

[Lazarus]

*gags* I think I'm gonna be sick.

*decides to laugh and the awkward moment passes*

Darth, you still on page 31?

[a_sigint_ninja]

Take notes, children, take notes!

No, I wouldn't do that-especially not over such a minor thing.

[Adam]

Leave poor Darth alone!

*hits Darth's hands with a ruler*

Ghoda pbnofhj afhi vnoanf joafjvjoa!

During a elementary school field trip to CCGR

If you look to your left, children, you can see a nutcase babbling on and on in gibberish. Keep your distance! He's liable to take your head off!

And if you look to your right, you'll see a homicidal woman torturing a young man for calling her a 'dude'. Notice how she slowly thrusts the red hot sword into his belly, and takes her time with cutting his tongue out with rusty old scissors? Take notes, children, take notes!
Leave poor Darth alone!

*hits Darth's hands with a ruler*

Ghoda pbnofhj afhi vnoanf joafjvjoa!

During a elementary school field trip to CCGR

If you look to your left, children, you can see a nutcase babbling on and on in gibberish. Keep your distance! He's liable to take your head off!

And if you look to your right, you'll see a homicidal woman torturing a young man for calling her a 'dude'. Notice how she slowly thrusts the red hot sword into his belly, and takes her time with cutting his tongue out with rusty old scissors? Take notes, children, take notes!
Leave poor Darth alone!

*hits Darth's hands with a ruler*

Ghoda pbnofhj afhi vnoanf joafjvjoa!

During a elementary school field trip to CCGR

If you look to your left, children, you can see a nutcase babbling on and on in gibberish. Keep your distance! He's liable to take your head off!

And if you look to your right, you'll see a homicidal woman torturing a young man for calling her a 'dude'. Notice how she slowly thrusts the red hot sword into his belly, and takes her time with cutting his tongue out with rusty old scissors? Take notes, children, take notes!
Leave poor Darth alone!

*hits Darth's hands with a ruler*

Ghoda pbnofhj afhi vnoanf joafjvjoa!

During a elementary school field trip to CCGR

If you look to your left, children, you can see a nutcase babbling on and on in gibberish. Keep your distance! He's liable to take your head off!

And if you look to your right, you'll see a homicidal woman torturing a young man for calling her a 'dude'. Notice how she slowly thrusts the red hot sword into his belly, and takes her time with cutting his tongue out with rusty old scissors? Take notes, children, take notes!
Leave poor Darth alone!

*hits Darth's hands with a ruler*

Ghoda pbnofhj afhi vnoanf joafjvjoa!

During a elementary school field trip to CCGR

If you look to your left, children, you can see a nutcase babbling on and on in gibberish. Keep your distance! He's liable to take your head off!

And if you look to your right, you'll see a homicidal woman torturing a young man for calling her a 'dude'. Notice how she slowly thrusts the red hot sword into his belly, and takes her time with cutting his tongue out with rusty old scissors? Take notes, children, take notes!
Leave poor Darth alone!

*hits Darth's hands with a ruler*

Ghoda pbnofhj afhi vnoanf joafjvjoa!

During a elementary school field trip to CCGR

If you look to your left, children, you can see a nutcase babbling on and on in gibberish. Keep your distance! He's liable to take your head off!

And if you look to your right, you'll see a homicidal woman torturing a young man for calling her a 'dude'. Notice how she slowly thrusts the red hot sword into his belly, and takes her time with cutting his tongue out with rusty old scissors? Take notes, children, take notes!
Leave poor Darth alone!

*hits Darth's hands with a ruler*

Ghoda pbnofhj afhi vnoanf joafjvjoa!

During a elementary school field trip to CCGR

If you look to your left, children, you can see a nutcase babbling on and on in gibberish. Keep your distance! He's liable to take your head off!

And if you look to your right, you'll see a homicidal woman torturing a young man for calling her a 'dude'. Notice how she slowly thrusts the red hot sword into his belly, and takes her time with cutting his tongue out with rusty old scissors? Take notes, children, take notes!
Leave poor Darth alone!

*hits Darth's hands with a ruler*

Ghoda pbnofhj afhi vnoanf joafjvjoa!

During a elementary school field trip to CCGR

If you look to your left, children, you can see a nutcase babbling on and on in gibberish. Keep your distance! He's liable to take your head off!

And if you look to your right, you'll see a homicidal woman torturing a young man for calling her a 'dude'. Notice how she slowly thrusts the red hot sword into his belly, and takes her time with cutting his tongue out with rusty old scissors? Take notes, children, take notes!
Leave poor Darth alone!

*hits Darth's hands with a ruler*

Ghoda pbnofhj afhi vnoanf joafjvjoa!

During a elementary school field trip to CCGR

If you look to your left, children, you can see a nutcase babbling on and on in gibberish. Keep your distance! He's liable to take your head off!

And if you look to your right, you'll see a homicidal woman torturing a young man for calling her a 'dude'. Notice how she slowly thrusts the red hot sword into his belly, and takes her time with cutting his tongue out with rusty old scissors? Take notes, children, take notes!
Leave poor Darth alone!

*hits Darth's hands with a ruler*

Ghoda pbnofhj afhi vnoanf joafjvjoa!

During a elementary school field trip to CCGR

If you look to your left, children, you can see a nutcase babbling on and on in gibberish. Keep your distance! He's liable to take your head off!

And if you look to your right, you'll see a homicidal woman torturing a young man for calling her a 'dude'. Notice how she slowly thrusts the red hot sword into his belly, and takes her time with cutting his tongue out with rusty old scissors? Take notes, children, take notes!
Leave poor Darth alone!

*hits Darth's hands with a ruler*

Ghoda pbnofhj afhi vnoanf joafjvjoa!

During a elementary school field trip to CCGR

If you look to your left, children, you can see a nutcase babbling on and on in gibberish. Keep your distance! He's liable to take your head off!

And if you look to your right, you'll see a homicidal woman torturing a young man for calling her a 'dude'. Notice how she slowly thrusts the red hot sword into his belly, and takes her time with cutting his tongue out with rusty old scissors? Take notes, children, take notes!
Leave poor Darth alone!

*hits Darth's hands with a ruler*

Ghoda pbnofhj afhi vnoanf joafjvjoa!

During a elementary school field trip to CCGR

If you look to your left, children, you can see a nutcase babbling on and on in gibberish. Keep your distance! He's liable to take your head off!

And if you look to your right, you'll see a homicidal woman torturing a young man for calling her a 'dude'. Notice how she slowly thrusts the red hot sword into his belly, and takes her time with cutting his tongue out with rusty old scissors? Take notes, children, take notes!
Leave poor Darth alone!

*hits Darth's hands with a ruler*

Ghoda pbnofhj afhi vnoanf joafjvjoa!

During a elementary school field trip to CCGR

If you look to your left, children, you can see a nutcase babbling on and on in gibberish. Keep your distance! He's liable to take your head off!

And if you look to your right, you'll see a homicidal woman torturing a young man for calling her a 'dude'. Notice how she slowly thrusts the red hot sword into his belly, and takes her time with cutting his tongue out with rusty old scissors? Take notes, children, take notes!
Leave poor Darth alone!

*hits Darth's hands with a ruler*

Ghoda pbnofhj afhi vnoanf joafjvjoa!

During a elementary school field trip to CCGR

If you look to your left, children, you can see a nutcase babbling on and on in gibberish. Keep your distance! He's liable to take your head off!

And if you look to your right, you'll see a homicidal woman torturing a young man for calling her a 'dude'. Notice how she slowly thrusts the red hot sword into his belly, and takes her time with cutting his tongue out with rusty old scissors? Take notes, children, take notes!
Leave poor Darth alone!

*hits Darth's hands with a ruler*

Ghoda pbnofhj afhi vnoanf joafjvjoa!

During a elementary school field trip to CCGR

If you look to your left, children, you can see a nutcase babbling on and on in gibberish. Keep your distance! He's liable to take your head off!

And if you look to your right, you'll see a homicidal woman torturing a young man for calling her a 'dude'. Notice how she slowly thrusts the red hot sword into his belly, and takes her time with cutting his tongue out with rusty old scissors? Take notes, children, take notes!
Leave poor Darth alone!

*hits Darth's hands with a ruler*

Ghoda pbnofhj afhi vnoanf joafjvjoa!

During a elementary school field trip to CCGR

If you look to your left, children, you can see a nutcase babbling on and on in gibberish. Keep your distance! He's liable to take your head off!

And if you look to your right, you'll see a homicidal woman torturing a young man for calling her a 'dude'. Notice how she slowly thrusts the red hot sword into his belly, and takes her time with cutting his tongue out with rusty old scissors? Take notes, children, take notes!
Leave poor Darth alone!

*hits Darth's hands with a ruler*

Ghoda pbnofhj afhi vnoanf joafjvjoa!

During a elementary school field trip to CCGR

If you look to your left, children, you can see a nutcase babbling on and on in gibberish. Keep your distance! He's liable to take your head off!

And if you look to your right, you'll see a homicidal woman torturing a young man for calling her a 'dude'. Notice how she slowly thrusts the red hot sword into his belly, and takes her time with cutting his tongue out with rusty old scissors? Take notes, children, take notes!
Leave poor Darth alone!

*hits Darth's hands with a ruler*

Ghoda pbnofhj afhi vnoanf joafjvjoa!

During a elementary school field trip to CCGR

If you look to your left, children, you can see a nutcase babbling on and on in gibberish. Keep your distance! He's liable to take your head off!

And if you look to your right, you'll see a homicidal woman torturing a young man for calling her a 'dude'. Notice how she slowly thrusts the red hot sword into his belly, and takes her time with cutting his tongue out with rusty old scissors? Take notes, children, take notes!
Leave poor Darth alone!

*hits Darth's hands with a ruler*

Ghoda pbnofhj afhi vnoanf joafjvjoa!

During a elementary school field trip to CCGR

If you look to your left, children, you can see a nutcase babbling on and on in gibberish. Keep your distance! He's liable to take your head off!

And if you look to your right, you'll see a homicidal woman torturing a young man for calling her a 'dude'. Notice how she slowly thrusts the red hot sword into his belly, and takes her time with cutting his tongue out with rusty old scissors? Take notes, children, take notes!
Leave poor Darth alone!

*hits Darth's hands with a ruler*

Ghoda pbnofhj afhi vnoanf joafjvjoa!

During a elementary school field trip to CCGR

If you look to your left, children, you can see a nutcase babbling on and on in gibberish. Keep your distance! He's liable to take your head off!

And if you look to your right, you'll see a homicidal woman torturing a young man for calling her a 'dude'. Notice how she slowly thrusts the red hot sword into his belly, and takes her time with cutting his tongue out with rusty old scissors? Take notes, children, take notes!
Leave poor Darth alone!

*hits Darth's hands with a ruler*

Ghoda pbnofhj afhi vnoanf joafjvjoa!

During a elementary school field trip to CCGR

If you look to your left, children, you can see a nutcase babbling on and on in gibberish. Keep your distance! He's liable to take your head off!

And if you look to your right, you'll see a homicidal woman torturing a young man for calling her a 'dude'. Notice how she slowly thrusts the red hot sword into his belly, and takes her time with cutting his tongue out with rusty old scissors? Take notes, children, take notes!
Leave poor Darth alone!

*hits Darth's hands with a ruler*

Ghoda pbnofhj afhi vnoanf joafjvjoa!

During a elementary school field trip to CCGR

If you look to your left, children, you can see a nutcase babbling on and on in gibberish. Keep your distance! He's liable to take your head off!

And if you look to your right, you'll see a homicidal woman torturing a young man for calling her a 'dude'. Notice how she slowly thrusts the red hot sword into his belly, and takes her time with cutting his tongue out with rusty old scissors? Take notes, children, take notes!
Leave poor Darth alone!

*hits Darth's hands with a ruler*

Ghoda pbnofhj afhi vnoanf joafjvjoa!

During a elementary school field trip to CCGR

If you look to your left, children, you can see a nutcase babbling on and on in gibberish. Keep your distance! He's liable to take your head off!

And if you look to your right, you'll see a homicidal woman torturing a young man for calling her a 'dude'. Notice how she slowly thrusts the red hot sword into his belly, and takes her time with cutting his tongue out with rusty old scissors? Take notes, children, take notes!
Leave poor Darth alone!

*hits Darth's hands with a ruler*

Ghoda pbnofhj afhi vnoanf joafjvjoa!

During a elementary school field trip to CCGR

If you look to your left, children, you can see a nutcase babbling on and on in gibberish. Keep your distance! He's liable to take your head off!

And if you look to your right, you'll see a homicidal woman torturing a young man for calling her a 'dude'. Notice how she slowly thrusts the red hot sword into his belly, and takes her time with cutting his tongue out with rusty old scissors? Take notes, children, take notes!
Leave poor Darth alone!

*hits Darth's hands with a ruler*

Ghoda pbnofhj afhi vnoanf joafjvjoa!

During a elementary school field trip to CCGR

If you look to your left, children, you can see a nutcase babbling on and on in gibberish. Keep your distance! He's liable to take your head off!

And if you look to your right, you'll see a homicidal woman torturing a young man for calling her a 'dude'. Notice how she slowly thrusts the red hot sword into his belly, and takes her time with cutting his tongue out with rusty old scissors? Take notes, children, take notes!
Leave poor Darth alone!

*hits Darth's hands with a ruler*

Ghoda pbnofhj afhi vnoanf joafjvjoa!

During a elementary school field trip to CCGR

If you look to your left, children, you can see a nutcase babbling on and on in gibberish. Keep your distance! He's liable to take your head off!

And if you look to your right, you'll see a homicidal woman torturing a young man for calling her a 'dude'. Notice how she slowly thrusts the red hot sword into his belly, and takes her time with cutting his tongue out with rusty old scissors? Take notes, children, take notes!
Leave poor Darth alone!

*hits Darth's hands with a ruler*

Ghoda pbnofhj afhi vnoanf joafjvjoa!

During a elementary school field trip to CCGR

If you look to your left, children, you can see a nutcase babbling on and on in gibberish. Keep your distance! He's liable to take your head off!

And if you look to your right, you'll see a homicidal woman torturing a young man for calling her a 'dude'. Notice how she slowly thrusts the red hot sword into his belly, and takes her time with cutting his tongue out with rusty old scissors? Take notes, children, take notes!

[a_sigint_ninja]

Now that's just annoying.

[Lazarus]

*decides to go watch Green Acres whilst SigInt takes on Adam using the same torture methods just laid out in excruciating detail in his post*

[ChickenSoup]

Now, that's yer spam worthy of me and fred