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Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2016 1:45 am
by ZappierVirus
LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 9:41 pm
by BradOfficial
What do you cut a tree down with?
A sahhhhhhh dude.

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2016 10:56 pm
by ArcticFox
How does a blind skydiver know when he's about to hit the ground?
Spoiler:
The leash goes slack.

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2016 2:29 am
by JustJeffery
Heh heh This one made me laugh.
$1 Million in Heaven

Joe asked God, "How much is a penny worth in heaven?"

God replied, "$1 million."

Joe asked, "How long is a minute in heaven?"

God said, "One million years."

Joe asked for a penny.

God said, "Sure, in a minute."

I Think its pretty funny!

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 2:50 am
by EarlVonAwesome
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
He was out standing in his field.

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 11:52 am
by ZappierVirus
LOL! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2016 12:32 am
by NightSky75
Sarcasm Begin
 
If a con is the opposite of a pro, then isn't Congress the opposite of progress?
 
Sarcasm End

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2016 8:13 pm
by ZappierVirus
LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

STEAK

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 6:42 pm
by kittycathead
If a cow is in danger, its life is at steak

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 12:19 am
by ZappierVirus
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 1:25 pm
by kittycathead
Made this one myself. Hope you like it!
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Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2016 11:32 pm
by ZappierVirus
LOL :lol: :lol:

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2016 8:03 pm
by TheKingM8
Why don't chicken coops have four doors?

If they did, they'd be chicken sedans!

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2016 1:10 am
by ZappierVirus
LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2016 5:19 am
by vaya_con_dios
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?



By searching for Fresh Prints.