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I want to say no...Because I think I've hit pretty close to that number before, when you tally up the amount consumed in one day. It was a most glorious feast.

Now, you may certainly smell like you've died in your sleep. That's a lot of cheese and pork for the human stomach to process, especially when you've gone to sleep. Gas pains will likely wake you up, they're so severe, and I can attest the resulting gas to be both voluminous and foul smelling.

For me though, I call that part of the fun and avoid elevators. :mrgreen:
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Wow... I love those things but I could never eat 52. I'd probably fart a hole through my bed.

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micah211 wrote:Wow... I love those things but I could never eat 52. I'd probably fart a hole through my bed.

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XD That's a possibility.

As for quantum physics...I really don't know much about it. Some of the stuff I've heard has no basis in scientific reality, and is made up entirely of assumption and guesswork. I tend not to be a fan of science when it's based solely on belief, rather than fact.

But like I said, I know literally nothing about it. Could be, I've just heard the crackpots talk about it, and no actual scientists.
Emwok wrote:Farts in your sleep waking you up?
I don't think that's ever actually happened to me, if you're talking "What was the loud and incredibly stinky noise?!". Now, bad gas and the painfully voluminous flatulence it brings with it? That happens with some frequency, and usually works its way into my dreams before the pain wakes me up. Last month, I dreamed I was dying from some internal issue (I may have even been fighting some sort of monster) only to wake up and find out it was just really bad gas.

To save you, or anyone else who reads this, some pain, I can plainly state that drinking 42 ounces of week old mixed juices and soda that's been tainted with dry ice is a bad idea.

My dog actually left the room. O_o
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Emwok wrote:Farts in your sleep waking you up?
I don't think that's ever actually happened to me, if you're talking "What was the loud and incredibly stinky noise?!". Now, bad gas and the painfully voluminous flatulence it brings with it? That happens with some frequency, and usually works its way into my dreams before the pain wakes me up. Last month, I dreamed I was dying from some internal issue (I may have even been fighting some sort of monster) only to wake up and find out it was just really bad gas.

To save you, or anyone else who reads this, some pain, I can plainly state that drinking 42 ounces of week old mixed juices and soda that's been tainted with dry ice is a bad idea.

My dog actually left the room. O_o
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It's happened to me before, although not often.

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I cannot see the picture. But I think I would be unable to go back to sleep from laughter. O_o I'm one of those people who finds farts wildly hilarious.

I hadn't heard of that before, but a quick Google shows me a game I think I could love...if I didn't have Smash Bros.

Actually, it's more the fact that I don't have to fight an older PC graphics card in order to play Smash Bros. XD
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Chozon1 wrote:I cannot see the picture. But I think I would be unable to go back to sleep from laughter. O_o I'm one of those people who finds farts wildly hilarious.

I hadn't heard of that before, but a quick Google shows me a game I think I could love...if I didn't have Smash Bros.

Actually, it's more the fact that I don't have to fight an older PC graphics card in order to play Smash Bros. XD
The picture is Darth Vader saying, "Impressive. Most Impressive."

It's a pretty fun game. I downloaded it a couple of days ago and have been playing it with one of my friends.

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It started working after I said that. -_- Internet...oh internet.

It's pretty, but I'm not a huge fan of arthropods. Not a huge fan of anything dwelling in water, actually. Too much mortal terror getting in the way of friendship.

After a Google, it seems it poisonous too. O_o That's just a very friendly creature.
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micah211 wrote:Star Wars Battlefront (3)?
As a huge fan of the first two, I'd love to play it, but I lack a console capable. Console collection aside, I regret putting a PS3 in layaway last year instead of a PS4. Something to look forward to, I 'spose. It does look amazing, and I've heard good things about the demo.
Emwok wrote:Favorite kind of dog?
Any kind, really. I love dogs. <3

But at the risk of sounding like an activist, mutts. Mixed breeds, in general, have fewer health issues and less of the mutations that have been caused by the horrific over breeding of "purebred" dogs.

As a bonus, if you own a mutt, there's a good chance you saved that dogs life.
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Chozon1 wrote:micah211 wrote:
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As a huge fan of the first two, I'd love to play it, but I lack a console capable. Console collection aside, I regret putting a PS3 in layaway last year instead of a PS4. Something to look forward to, I 'spose. It does look amazing, and I've heard good things about the demo.
They make it for the PC on Origin. I'm not sure if it has as good graphics as a PS4 (your PC I mean)
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It does not, sadly. My lappy struggles to match PS2 graphics. XD

Fingers dipped in hot wax is a holiday tradition from ye olde times. It's a terrible idea...yet you can't really help yourself when there's a burning candle nearby. O_o

If you're talking about the spa treatment, I've never done it. Need a spa day, though. Sounds fun.
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Eh...no complaints, per se. Just the normal "holiday complaint" list. Family members I don't really blend with showing up, other family members not showing up, making the situation uncomfortable. Things happening which are not under anyone's control, and in one zen moment of samurai realization, I realize I've worked all week (literally, I started cooking on Monday) on a feast comprised of food which on any other day, I'd choose pizza over in a heartbeat. O_o

The carving knife kind of dropped from my hands, and I stared blankly at the turkey for awhile after that. I mean, I'm not even a huge fan of pie. I like it; if that's the dessert, I'll happily eat it. But I'm a cake man, through and through, and believe the only proper use for pastry is savory implementation, and custard fillings should probably just be eaten as custard. Fowl should be fried KFc style; anything less than that is dishonoring their sacrifice.

At the same time, the family that did come, and that I mesh well with, I really enjoy seeing. ^_^ Eating around a table in true feast style is always fun, and I am thankful for the ability to do so. And the tradition of my family gathering around to see Macy's Santa bring in the Christmas season is intact.

So, on the whole, quite good. Would do again. :P
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