Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.

[Emwok]

I think jackhammers are fun to use.

Which is cooler: Transformers or Battlemechs?

[Chozon1]

I've never used one, actually. Mildly scared.

If you go old school Transformers, then Transformer all the way. If you're going with the movies, then no.

But I'm not really familiar with Battlemechs. I just grew up with Transformer. <3

[Deepfreeze32]

Then the question becomes: Autobots or Decepticons?

[Jorgmeisterwork]

Who is fastest: You or your shadow?

[Chozon1]

Then the question becomes: Autobots or Decepticons?

Autobots, of course. I love me some good guys.

Plus, Bumblebee.

Who is fastest: You or your shadow?

Me. I'm always running towards the light. >_>

[Jorgmeisterwork]

Who is fastest: You or your shadow?

Me. I'm always running towards the light. >_>

Nope, the shadow. I can prove it: when the sun is low, lay down on the ground with your face towards the sun. When you rais up the shadow will be much longer than you and the shadows head will cover a longer distance than your head does in the same time.

[Emwok]

Here's a riddle: You're stuck in a door-less room containing only a table and a mirror. How do you get out?

[Chozon1]

Nope, the shadow. I can prove it: when the sun is low, lay down on the ground with your face towards the sun. When you rais up the shadow will be much longer than you and the shadows head will cover a longer distance than your head does in the same time.

True. But counterpoint: If the goal is actually toward the light, my shadow will always be behind me, and so I will always be ahead of it.

Here's a riddle: You're stuck in a door-less room containing only a table and a mirror. How do you get out?

I look into the mirror to see what I saw. I then use the saw to cut the table in half. I use the two halves to make a whole, and use the hole to make my escape.

Or, I use the lightbulb and the mirror to concentrate and crystallize uric acid into potassium nitrate. I then break the light fixture and use the electrical wires to set my pants on fire, and burn part of the table into charcoal. I combine the potassium nitrate and charcoal in the lighbulb, and screw it back into the fixture, using one of the screws from the table as a way to short the circuit into a charred fabric fuse, and act as a trigger for when the time comes. I use part of the busted up table as a brace to direct the charge into the wall, and the rest to hide behind, and hope the rudimentary bomb will have enough oomph to blow a large enough hole in the wall for me to either escape through, or call for help.

[Emwok]

Or, I use the lightbulb and the mirror to concentrate and crystallize uric acid into potassium nitrate. I then break the light fixture and use the electrical wires to set my pants on fire, and burn part of the table into charcoal. I combine the potassium nitrate and charcoal in the lighbulb, and screw it back into the fixture, using one of the screws from the table as a way to short the circuit into a charred fabric fuse, and act as a trigger for when the time comes. I use part of the busted up table as a brace to direct the charge into the wall, and the rest to hide behind, and hope the rudimentary bomb will have enough oomph to blow a large enough hole in the wall for me to either escape through, or call for help.

XD I like that answer better.

Cthulhu or Darth Maul?

[Chozon1]

Thank you. XD To be fair, you'd need sulfur too, but I couldn't think of a way to get that.

Darth Maul, I think. He got lightsaber'd in half, and still lived to be a scourge of the galaxy. Plus, Lovecraft is waaaaaay to freaky.

[Jorgmeisterwork]

Vacuum cleaners powered by petrol enginges instead of electricity?

[Emwok]

Petrol engines powered by nuclear reactors instead of petrol?

[Chozon1]

Vacuum cleaners powered by petrol enginges instead of electricity?

I'd buy it. Seems like it would actually work better, if not be a bit noisier. Plus, it would make vacuums manly.

Petrol engines powered by nuclear reactors instead of petrol?

Seems like a bad idea. Unless it was fusion instead of fission, you're basically using a tiny planet cracker to power your stuff.

Which scares me. O_o At the same time, regular gas engines are basically controlled explosions, so who knows? XD

[Jorgmeisterwork]

Throwing more than 1 bowling ball at the same time?

[Emwok]

Favorite Legendary Pokémon?