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Re: Summon the Baleful Harbinger

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:24 am
by Chozon1
It's some sort of overtly complex system that I only barely comprehend. I couldn't explain it if I tried.

How about...why does working on cars feel so awesome?

Re: Summon the Baleful Harbinger

Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:04 pm
by Orodrist
It's like that with any type of engine. idk why.

Re: Summon the Baleful Harbinger

Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 4:11 am
by Chozon1
Pickle in a pouch?

Or deep fried pickles?

Re: Summon the Baleful Harbinger

Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 2:39 pm
by Orodrist
Deep fried.

Re: Summon the Baleful Harbinger

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 1:27 am
by Chozon1
DFP. They rule.

Why does banging head on desk seem to solve all of life's promblems?

Re: Summon the Baleful Harbinger

Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 10:34 pm
by Orodrist
It doesn't, it just makes you think that it does.

Re: Summon the Baleful Harbinger

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 2:15 am
by Chozon1
So...it's like the alcohol of self-inflicted pain? @_@

Re: Summon the Baleful Harbinger

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 11:01 pm
by Orodrist
Yeah, until you wake up the next morning and everything seems worse with the hangover.

You can't play games with reality, it all balances out in the end.

Re: Summon the Baleful Harbinger

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 1:54 am
by Chozon1
I reject your reality and substitute my own.

What can we do if the rumors are true?

Re: Summon the Baleful Harbinger

Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 3:18 am
by Orodrist
Pray for death.

Re: Summon the Baleful Harbinger

Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 3:21 am
by Chozon1
What if the rumor is just that reality TV is popular?

Re: Summon the Baleful Harbinger

Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 3:22 am
by Orodrist
I'd still take death over that cold, hard fact.

Re: Summon the Baleful Harbinger

Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 3:24 am
by Chozon1
There are no facts. Only a way of perceiving the world, which may/may not exist anyway.

Infected fingernails aren't as fun as the commercials claim?

Re: Summon the Baleful Harbinger

Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 3:26 am
by Orodrist
Nothing ever is.

Re: Summon the Baleful Harbinger

Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 3:27 am
by Chozon1
I'm pretty sure OxiClean is. I mean, how else could that guy sound so happy?