Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

[CountKrazy]

Thank you!

I just want ALL of Hollywood to be saved... But, in these times, it's hard... Especially when you're doing it via mail. It's difficult to not sound religious.

[Lazarus]

Sound religious?

[CountKrazy]

Hm... Probably used the wrong choice of words.

Like, just trying to get people saved to rack up the points and such.

Yeah.... Wrong choice of words... Just ignore that, eh?

[Lazarus]

Ah - I see what you mean.

[CountKrazy]

It's just that actors and actresses get such a bad view on Christians nowadays. It's hard to make it not make them think, "Oh boy... Another one of these Christian bozos. Well, to the trash it goes! I don't have time for this junk."

And that's why I am praying and asking others to pray; that God will write through me and make them want to read all of it and not just throw it away.

[Lazarus]

Oh - I didn't realize you were emailing them.

[CountKrazy]

No, I'm not. Well, I might be... I think it'll be letters. Like, paper mail. It might be e-mail, but I think it's postal mail, because normally, the celebrites send the sender a signed autograph (if they reply at all).

But I don't care for a piece of marked up paper. I just want them to know Jesus!

[a_sigint_ninja]

No singing.

I need more sleep. Or caffeine.

[Lazarus]

I would suggest sleep.

Yeah - I can't sing worth a darn.

Not that I mind.

[a_sigint_ninja]

As long as you don't try to sing. And I keep being unable to get to sleep.

My mom tries to sing on occasion. I just put in my earbuds and turn the music up.

[Lazarus]

You could give one of your brothers a blackjack and tell him to "belt you one". That would put you right to sleep.

[a_sigint_ninja]

Very funny. And then my mom would be all freaked out because she'd be wondering why I wasn't getting enough sleep.

[CountKrazy]

Singing? How did singing come up?

[a_sigint_ninja]

We all might leave unexpectedly, CAHF. That is life.

We all might leave... unexpectly...
USG might get hit - by a truck
Nate might get blown up - by a duck (an explosive one)
I might die - of pneumonia
SigInt_Ninja might get kidnapped - by two middle-eastern meeeeeennnnnnn...

Now if you get the right tune to that, it sounds kinda nice. Just don't comprehend what you're singing.

That's what started it.

[DarthDapor]

Spppppppppppppppppppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!