Here is my ask cup: fill it. /TripExistence

[Chozon1]

I don't even.

What about silent protests?

[TripExistence]

Depends on what you're protesting. If it's the loudness of your neighbor's music, I don't think it would be a good idea.

[Chozon1]

XD Oddly, our neighbors tend to blare country music over the weekend. Spooky.

Class assignments?

[TripExistence]

About to get SO MUCH BETTER.

See, I'm dropping biology. Which means I have an English class, a writing class, and a Spanish class to worry about. Everything is fine.

[Chozon1]

Biology is an armpit at times...there were things about human bodies I did not want or need to know.

Have you considered animal husbandry, and it's legality outside of Boston?

[TripExistence]

BUT GOSHDARNIT IF I CAN'T HAVE A RACCOON AS MY HUSBAND NO ONE WILL.

[Chozon1]

Woah...how did you gain such a depthful knowledge of the politic?

[TripExistence]

i iz in coledg wif a gud ejamacayshun

[Chozon1]

Do they teach you how to blow stuff up?

[TripExistence]

Well, kind of, but not really. Here's the closest I can get with my major:

As the watermelon ripped into fragments, it's pieces splattered across the lawn.
and
Gurgling forth in inimitable rage, the fireball shook the house with violence.

[Chozon1]

Yeah...but that's awesome. XD Well worth it.

What will your anthem be?

[TripExistence]

Hmm, not sure. Maybe I'll write my own.

[Chozon1]

That's always epic.

...PILLAGE?!?!?!?!?

[TripExistence]

and plunder
feel the rage of thunder
uproot, our boots
when we tear the plains asunder

[Chozon1]

Keep dropping stuff like that and people will get the idea you possess skill at writing.

Banging head on desk is actually a good problem solver?