Christ Centered Gamer

Because that stuff is literally the work of satan.


Well, maybe not literally. But it may as well be.



(For a second I thought you meant popcorn, like, the edible kind and was more concerned about how that got on the ceiling than where it fell. XD )

You honestly never know with me. I cleaned under my desk tonight and found an old case of Halo 3 Game Fuel, the can's unopened, but mysteriously empty.

Camping?

I enjoyed it a lot when I was in high school. Now...I don't like being away from my computer.

Laptops and power outlets. Latptops and power outlets solve everything.

Would you ever desire a societal norm to be gentleman carrying around giant foam bats to bludgeon one another with in the face of a disagreement?

As long as Top hats and Monocles are standard attire to such engagements.

I'm thinking of Victorian attire with whiffle ball-sized foam bats. If that's the case, then I'm all for it.

My only qualm would be the fact it's 97 degrees outside and muggier than a sauna. And I can't wear a suit in that.

Grilling sausage outside just makes it taste better?

I suppose, but I've had some dang good Kielbasa that was made inside. Hot dogs? Sure. Bratwurst? Maybe.

I need to fire to cook out most of the grease and firm up the pork; otherwise, I tend to not enjoy sausage. Plus, fire.

Lag can really just ruin your game day?

Oh yes. I can't count how many times I've lost a fight in Smite (A MOBA) because I lagged out while engaging. Bleh.

Latency kills, man.

That's one of the flaws I wish they'd fix in Destiny. It's pretty bad in the multiplayer arena. I hit someone in the head with a throwing knife, and they still had time to shotgun me in the face before the game caught up with their death, giving me a "post mortem" medal. -_-

Which was funny...the first dozen times.

Why are gas station bathroom universally, cliche-ely, bad?

Chozon1 wrote:That's one of the flaws I wish they'd fix in Destiny. It's pretty bad in the multiplayer arena. I hit someone in the head with a throwing knife, and they still had time to shotgun me in the face before the game caught up with their death, giving me a "post mortem" medal. -_-

Which was funny...the first dozen times.

Yeah, that's why I can't play Counter-Strike: Global Offensive.

*empty clip into guy, see blood, damage indicator goes off*

*Gets one-shot in the head*

*Sees that the entire clip did 0 damage because of latency*


I hate that game.

Why are gas station bathroom universally, cliche-ely, bad?

I think it's probably because gas stations can't afford to pay people to keep it regularly clean, especially considering how much traffic they get. You'd probably need to clean it once every hour. For a small gas station with three attendants, that may be too much responsibility, especially if you're in New Jersey or Oregon where you cannot pump your own gas.

Yeah, but...but...nasty.

Amish Vampires in Space?

Sounds like either a cheesy pr0n movie, or one of the most intriguing concepts ever.

It's actually a very good book. I've got the sequel (Amish Zombies in Space) on my shelf, but I'm waiting for my impending camping trip to start it.

Waiting until two days before the trip to start packing?

Sounds like standard procedure to me. Day before trip? Better start packing!