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Re: Summon the Baleful Harbinger
Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 4:33 am
by Chozon1
What do you do with it afterwards?
Re: Summon the Baleful Harbinger
Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 4:34 am
by Orodrist
Land. Alchemy: you just did it.
Re: Summon the Baleful Harbinger
Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 4:36 am
by Chozon1
XD
I want your thoughts on something.
If you're aiming something at me, and shoot me in the back, can you really claim it was my fault for not moving?
Because my cousin nailed me with a roman candle a few 4ths back, and claims he was the innocent party because I was "standing in front of the tree he was aiming at and did not move despite his repeat warnings".
Which he never actually said.
Re: Summon the Baleful Harbinger
Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 4:40 am
by Orodrist
No, that's his fault. Get him back with a mortar.
Re: Summon the Baleful Harbinger
Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 4:41 am
by Chozon1
It's enough to know that getting shot in the back can't be blamed on me. Really, I enjoyed getting shot; it's the "You dummy you should've moved" that get's to me. XD
But...how do I build this mortar?
Re: Summon the Baleful Harbinger
Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 4:42 am
by Orodrist
You buy one. It's a tube you drop a shell in dude, every fireworks store has 'em.
Re: Summon the Baleful Harbinger
Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 4:48 am
by Chozon1
Oh. Those. Man that would hurt. XD Need one. I have nearly a thousand bottle rockets, but nothing really big.
The 4th?
Re: Summon the Baleful Harbinger
Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 4:49 am
by Orodrist
Big meh. I tagged the board at work with a red circle-A already.
Re: Summon the Baleful Harbinger
Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 4:50 am
by Chozon1
XD
No love for fireworks though? It's the one time of year you're encouraged to fire exploding projectiles at other people.
Re: Summon the Baleful Harbinger
Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 4:51 am
by Orodrist
I'll probably blow a few.
Re: Summon the Baleful Harbinger
Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 4:57 am
by Chozon1
That could be taken in a few wrong ways. >_>
Fish and chips?
Re: Summon the Baleful Harbinger
Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:00 am
by Orodrist
Oh...yeah. I've done that a few times today. One such accidental double entendre ended up paralyzing the whole kitchen with laughter.
It's good, but they aren't chips.
Re: Summon the Baleful Harbinger
Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:02 am
by Chozon1
Nice. XD
And...they are to the dirty British.
Blueberry muffins?
Re: Summon the Baleful Harbinger
Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:03 am
by Orodrist
We have 'em at the brunch buffet at the restaurant. I throw half of them in the trash. Worthless mortal pigs taking more than they can eat....
Re: Summon the Baleful Harbinger
Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:06 am
by Chozon1
What type of person can throw away a blueberry muffin? O_o
Unless your muffins are just bad...And I have doubts as to that.