Christ Centered Gamer

They're sort of the southern/southwestern version of a philly cheesesteak. They freshly cook their steak, mushrooms, and cheese, then slap it on a freshly baked bun with tomato, mayo, jalepenos, banana peppers, black olives and lettuce.

They also cut potatoes fresh in the restaurant, and fry them to order, with the skin on. Which is incredible, if you've never had it. You go from raw, never frozen potato, to darkly crisped fries in five minutes. Heavenly.

Why are some places not open 24 hours? O_o

Because it would be just too awesome...

In the town I went to college in, the only things open 24 hours were Whataburger, Walmart, and gas stations.

Ew. Wal-Mart.

Whattaburger, though, sounds promising. Cheeseburgers taste better at 3AM.

Shoes: Lace up, Velcro, or slip on?

Whataburger is, all things considered, not bad. Not my favorite fast food burger, but it's loads ahead of McDonalds or Burger King (Especially Burger King. At least McDonalds has good fries and desserts.).

I usually use lace-up, but slip-ons are really handy. I need some, methinks.

I think you just have bad BK's where you are. Mine have better fries than McDonalds, as well as far better burgers. O_O Granted, I tend to eat at McD's more often, just because of where it's located and price. But still.

When someone tells a disgusting/awkward story, and there's no feasible way to walk away?

It's almost as disgusting and awkward as the story itself. It's pretty annoying to be trapped listening to a weird story.

One of the perks of having a smartphone. I can pretend to receive a text message or something and make an excuse like "I have to place a call, sorry".

I usually just melt into the background.

Falling asleep while watching a movie?

I usually try not to do it, because then I'll have no idea where I was if I actually want to rewatch it again.

Good way to redeem a bad movie though.

Ultrasabers?

I'm not familiar with these ultrasabers.

*googles*

Hmmmm.

Hmmmmmmmmmm.

Much promise, this has.

Yes. Yes they are. Mine is the Dark Prophecy. And I love it, even without sound.

Chili cheese dogs?

Good stuff, but made even better if they have a polish sausage instead of a hot dog. Extra spice is just too good.

I'm not actually a huge fan of sausage. It depends on the grind and meat/fat ratio.

Splinters in the feet?

The worst. Especially if they're positioned in such a way that they seem to dig deeper with each step. >_<

I usually just take my shoes off and fix the problem, if they are that kind. Unless there's like...50 people around.

Finding the PA system and changing the music?