Christ Centered Gamer

Is pretty cool

Books that are like Eragon, but make fun of the fact they're like Eragon?

Sure.

Hero, Second Class. Buy it. I giggled and snorted like a maniac all the way through it.

Getting old?

Yes, I am.

Am I going to have to kick you in the pants?

What is with people younger than thirty claiming they're getting old?

You can if you'd like, won't phase me.

I'm old, Chozdalf. I know I don't look it, but I'm beginning to feel it in my heart. I feel... thin. Sort of stretched, like... butter scraped over too much bread. I need a holiday. A very long holiday. And I don't expect I shall return. In fact I mean not to.

I'd kick you in the rumpus if you hadn't gone and quoted Tolkien.

Sabotage?

I showed you the old OSS manual right?

Oh yeah. Only thing I haven't done is print it.

Why can't I let the anger go?

Because it's your most basic emotion. Those are usually the hardest to get rid of.

Deep. What about the apathy?

And how much am I paying for these sessions?

That's a hard one. Dunno.

A pint of bottled root beer per session.

Monetarily, your rates don't take much. But I can't help but feel it's the most worthy payment ever bestowed.

The point being, what's your take on knives in the dishwasher: Point up or point down?

Hand wash, you heathen.