A super duck made out of duct tape drinking coffee

[ZappierVirus]

The Resistance attacked and destroyed the planet. Terry barely managed to escape on a stolen Starfleet shuttlecraft. Unfortunately for Terry, ....

[amberchick]

He left his prized coffee cup on the newly destroyed Death Star! He decided to go back to the Death Star and try to find it when, while looking among the rubble, . . .

[ZappierVirus]

He found his coffee cup, in 1 piece! However, a Starfleet science vessel had picked up the explosion of the Death Star on it's sensors, and headed to investigate. Terry decided to...

[amberchick]

Pretend to be a (very good, actually) imitation of Kylo Ren. When the Starfleet arrived . . .

[ZappierVirus]

They found the stolen shuttlecraft, and attempted to bring it aboard with a tractor beam. When Terry stepped out of the shuttle...

[amberchick]

He ordered the Starfleet to stand down. Thinking he was Kylo Ren, they obeyed. However, the real Kylo Ren steps out of the shadows and . . .

[ZappierVirus]

Starts accusing Terry of Identity Theft! The Starfleet officers watch the argument and just stand there. Spock arrives in the shuttlebay, and decides to order the security officers to attack. The real Kylo Ren senses Spock's order, and deflects the phaser fire with his lightsaber. While Kylo Ren attacks the security guards, Terry re-boards the shuttle and attempts to flee. However,....

[amberchick]

he realized that he forgot his coffee cup again! "Oh well," he said. " . . .

[ZappierVirus]

I really liked the coffee cup. He turned the shuttle around and re-boards. He dodges lasers, grabs his coffee cup and runs. The security guards....

[amberchick]

annoyed at Terry, decide to . . .

[ZappierVirus]

Shoot Terry! Before they can shoot...

[amberchick]

Terry drinks some coffee!! This gives him the power to . . .

[ZappierVirus]

Teleport! Terry...