Christ Centered Gamer

Then the horse was like, "Did I do that? I thought he was a mongoose!"

Then Sam (with his fear of horses) decided to do what he wanted in the first place. He went to the store and bought some milk. He drank the milk, and that gave him a superpower. The superpower was that he could turn/morph into anything. Then Batman appeared and said.....

Where is the bathroom?

So Sam.....

Sam then didn't get a chance to say anything be cause he exploded!

As it turned out, Sam was the second child of Batman, but he never knew it because a rogue assassin named Tom killed the clone of Sam that Batman had placed there to protect his true second son. Batman had given Sam to an orphanage owner named Mr. Bob and taken an exact replica of Sam to put in Sam's old crib (that was the clone of sam that Tom killed, remember?).

So Batman was very sad that he lost his 2nd son, so he decided to . . .

Run around in circles. Meanwhile, ...

Iron man was done relieving himself and decided to go find someone to fight with his new . . .

Pet rabbit. But, the rabbit had superpowers! Iron Man and his rabbit...

Found a mass creeper convention! They decided to . . .

Get the creepers to blow each other up with flint and steel! Iron Man had plenty of iron, but they did not have any flint! Iron Man decided to...

Go to the local supermarket to buy some flint. They spent half an hour digging up to gravel to get flint. Finally, they had enough flint to make flint and steel. Iron Man and his pet rabbit blew up the creeper convention, which was kinda bad because . . .

The creeper leader, General Spaz was not happy. He sent a creeper army to track down and destroy Iron Man. Upon hearing this, Iron Man...

panics and withdrawals to the planet Zargon. There, he prepares for the creeper attack by . . .

Building obsidian fortifications. The creepers are unable to break the walls, so they call for mob reinforcements and prepare for siege. Luckily, Iron Man....