Summon the Baleful Harbinger

[Orodrist]

No, that's obsession.

And that's humans.

[Chozon1]

Unswerving dedication to a single goal sounds better...at least more professional. >_>

And...why is it that way?

I realize I just asked you to solve the world...but it's just frustration farting out of my fingers.

[Orodrist]

Universal rule of human nature: people are idiots.

Just go with it, there's nothing you can do. Unless you get your hands on missile launch codes.

[Chozon1]

I can't do that...Sigint ninjas tend to show up at the worst of times. I'm also inclined more towards deception...or at least that people are easily deceived.

Look to the skies?

[Orodrist]

And you'll get a crick in your neck.

[Chozon1]

And poo in your eye. XD

Wanna go to Hawaii?

[Orodrist]

Not really. Can do the BBQ here and better, there's beaches and palm trees here, and I'm not the type to stare at women in bikinis for hours on end.

[Chozon1]

I forgot. Florida.

I mainly want to go and try these odd hot dogs I heard about once. And shave ice. Bikinis...not so much.

Why are storms awesome?

[Orodrist]

Dunno. It's something primal, I suppose.

Nothing like hiking in a big storm.

[Chozon1]

I like resting. I sleep better with a good storm on.

Blog?

[Orodrist]

I forgot about mine.

[Chozon1]

Mine too. But the word is fun to say.

If you can beat someone at logic, but they still don't listen, what does that mean?

[Orodrist]

Your logic should've been painted on the end of a bullet.

[Chozon1]

That...is awesome. XD

Cannons?

[Orodrist]

Loud, questionably useful...but...it's a freaking cannon.